The quoted out of context thread

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Mushy Mushy
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Post Sat Dec 07, 2019 6:11 am

Forgotten wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2019 6:09 am
Mushy Mushy wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2019 6:05 am
My GFs do. f**k they stink.
Beggars can’t be choosers.
"I was wondering if you'd like to try Magic Mushrooms"
"Oooh I dont know. Sounds a bit scary"
"It's not scary. You just lose a sense of who you are and all that sh!t"

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KVRAF
7134 posts since 15 Apr, 2019 from Nowhere

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sat Dec 07, 2019 6:11 am

:hihi:

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KVRAF
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:32 am

vurt wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2019 7:21 am
cheap fags and booze
:o

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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sat Dec 07, 2019 11:16 am

Hink wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2019 11:00 am
I bend over backwards for you

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Rad Grandad
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sat Dec 07, 2019 11:18 am

:hihi:
Albert Einstein may have been a genius but his brother Frank was a monster

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KVRAF
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Post Sat Dec 07, 2019 11:20 am

AnX wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2019 11:16 am
im not that familiar with his genitals

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KVRAF
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sat Dec 07, 2019 11:22 am

as someone who can make anything sound rude, how did I make such a school boy error... :hihi:

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KVRAF
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sat Dec 07, 2019 11:28 am

It’s not your first appearance in this thread either... :hihi:

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KVRAF
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sat Dec 07, 2019 4:17 pm

JerGoertz wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2019 3:52 pm
bad boys, I'd pick them up for sure...

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thecontrolcentre
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25644 posts since 27 Jul, 2005 from the wilds of wanny

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sat Dec 07, 2019 6:28 pm

BONES wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2019 4:07 pm
I often don't end up touching it because it's too much effort

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KVRAF
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sun Dec 08, 2019 6:53 am

Soulbrother99 wrote:
Fri Dec 06, 2019 3:23 am
roll though them with a knob til I find the length that works

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KVRAF
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Post Sun Dec 08, 2019 9:08 am

e-crooner wrote:
Sun Dec 08, 2019 9:06 am
come in such time-consuming, sticky

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KVRAF
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sun Dec 08, 2019 10:29 am

tapper mike wrote:
Sun Dec 08, 2019 10:09 am
lubricate the nut if it's bone. Do a detailed cleaning and polishing...

...followed by a a wipe down on the body and neck

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56538 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sun Dec 08, 2019 10:43 am

damn you!

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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sun Dec 08, 2019 3:55 pm

Ah_Dziz wrote:
Sun Dec 08, 2019 3:49 pm

It is a bit small

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