The quoted out of context thread

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Forgotten
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Post Thu Feb 13, 2020 8:49 am

toonertik wrote:real knobs to gently tweak and hear the response

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vurt
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Thu Feb 13, 2020 9:21 am

Aloysius wrote:
Wed Feb 12, 2020 1:42 pm
vurt wrote:
Wed Feb 12, 2020 1:02 pm
Mr Horizontal
:scared:
i call it "aloysius".
some nights i stare at aloysius for hours on end.
his vacant, empty spaces longing to be filled.

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KVRAF
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Thu Feb 13, 2020 11:26 pm

miloszz wrote:
Thu Feb 13, 2020 8:24 pm
this is just dirty enough for me.
Hi-de-Hi!

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KVRAF
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:37 am

vurt wrote:
Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:28 am
other times you get moaned at for never coming

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vurt
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:38 am

Forgotten wrote:
Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:37 am
vurt wrote:
Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:28 am
other times you get moaned at for never coming
better than being premature i guess...

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KVRAF
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:27 pm

e-crooner wrote:
Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:17 pm
Currently I am using white plastic sheets
I suppose it protects the mattress from fluids...

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KVRian
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:31 pm

On my windows, silly :hihi:

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toonertik
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:46 pm

chk071 wrote:
Fri Feb 14, 2020 3:35 am
Yeah...pretty much bothers me since I started to fiddle

Not that it applies to all soft but, I really think my just lack character, depth and punch.
awww... :(

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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:49 pm

Forgotten wrote:
Thu Feb 13, 2020 8:49 am
toonertik wrote:real knobs to gently tweak and hear the response
shhh
that was supposed to be just our secret.

:x

:hihi:

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KVRAF
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Fri Feb 14, 2020 10:24 pm

vurt wrote:
Thu Feb 13, 2020 10:44 am
nice pipe!

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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sat Feb 15, 2020 7:33 am

Forgotten wrote:
Sat Feb 15, 2020 6:06 am
kissable
for the right price you might be.
no tongues!

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KVRAF
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:43 pm

Meffy wrote:
Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:35 pm
I'm a couple days late
Condolences on the pregnancy.
"I was wondering if you'd like to try Magic Mushrooms"
"Oooh I dont know. Sounds a bit scary"
"It's not scary. You just lose a sense of who you are and all that sh!t"

Meffy
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:47 pm

English teacher: "Looking over your essay, I see you're pregnant."
Student: "What? No!"
English teacher: "See this run-on sentence? You've missed a period."

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KVRAF
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:48 pm

Meffy wrote:
Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:47 pm
English teacher: "Looking over your essay, I see you're pregnant."
Student: "What? No!"
English teacher: "See this run-on sentence? You've missed a period."
Key takeaway: the teacher was getting busy with the student.
"I was wondering if you'd like to try Magic Mushrooms"
"Oooh I dont know. Sounds a bit scary"
"It's not scary. You just lose a sense of who you are and all that sh!t"

Meffy
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20856 posts since 10 Jun, 2004 from Pony Pasture

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:49 pm

If one were to take the key away, they wouldn't be able to lock the door…

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