The quoted out of context thread

Classic threads from OT live on here...
User avatar
Aloysius
KVRAF
27264 posts since 11 Aug, 2008 from another dimension

Post Fri Feb 28, 2020 8:08 pm

Forgotten wrote:
Fri Feb 28, 2020 7:32 pm
Bombadil wrote:
Fri Feb 28, 2020 7:05 pm
She's got quite an arse
quiet as in not noisy?

she has a quiet arse?
Hi-de-Hi!

User avatar
Bombadil
KVRAF
5544 posts since 31 Aug, 2013 from Far From the Twisted Reach of Crazy Sorrow

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Fri Feb 28, 2020 8:16 pm

"I don't do spelibg mistakes!" he haughtily exclaimed.
“And in the End, the Love you take, is equal to the Love...you make”
The Beatles

User avatar
Aloysius
KVRAF
27264 posts since 11 Aug, 2008 from another dimension

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Fri Feb 28, 2020 8:18 pm

:hihi:
Hi-de-Hi!

User avatar
Forgotten
KVRAF
10050 posts since 15 Apr, 2019 from Nowhere

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Fri Feb 28, 2020 8:21 pm

Aloysius wrote:
Fri Feb 28, 2020 8:08 pm
Forgotten wrote:
Fri Feb 28, 2020 7:32 pm
Bombadil wrote:
Fri Feb 28, 2020 7:05 pm
She's got quite an arse
quiet as in not noisy?

she has a quiet arse?
Those are the best ones...

User avatar
Bombadil
KVRAF
5544 posts since 31 Aug, 2013 from Far From the Twisted Reach of Crazy Sorrow

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Fri Feb 28, 2020 8:23 pm

Women....fart?
“And in the End, the Love you take, is equal to the Love...you make”
The Beatles

User avatar
Forgotten
KVRAF
10050 posts since 15 Apr, 2019 from Nowhere

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Fri Feb 28, 2020 8:32 pm

Bombadil wrote:
Fri Feb 28, 2020 8:23 pm
Women....fart?
Nah, just yanking your chain...

User avatar
Bombadil
KVRAF
5544 posts since 31 Aug, 2013 from Far From the Twisted Reach of Crazy Sorrow

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Fri Feb 28, 2020 11:51 pm

Sorry, I hardly know you, and besides, only my wife gets to 'yank my chain.'

Besides me..... :oops:
“And in the End, the Love you take, is equal to the Love...you make”
The Beatles

User avatar
Aloysius
KVRAF
27264 posts since 11 Aug, 2008 from another dimension

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sat Feb 29, 2020 12:51 am

Bombadil wrote:
Fri Feb 28, 2020 11:51 pm
yank my chain
No thanks.
Hi-de-Hi!

User avatar
Aloysius
KVRAF
27264 posts since 11 Aug, 2008 from another dimension

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sat Feb 29, 2020 2:48 am

chk071 wrote:
Sat Feb 29, 2020 2:23 am
flute
Hi-de-Hi!

User avatar
Aloysius
KVRAF
27264 posts since 11 Aug, 2008 from another dimension

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sat Feb 29, 2020 3:40 am

BONES wrote:
Sat Feb 29, 2020 3:37 am
bollocks
CCCCCCCCR! Correct.
Hi-de-Hi!

User avatar
Distorted Horizon
KVRAF
3458 posts since 17 Jan, 2017 from Planet of cats

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sat Feb 29, 2020 8:23 am

EvilDragon wrote:
Sat Feb 29, 2020 7:54 am
Actually I have annoyingly small knob, so get Model for some properly sized knob. Or even extra beef

User avatar
EvilDragon
KVRAF
19505 posts since 7 Jan, 2009 from Croatia

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sat Feb 29, 2020 8:23 am

Ahaha :D

User avatar
vurt
addled muppet weed
61801 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sat Feb 29, 2020 8:26 am

awww :hug:

its what you do with it that counts.

User avatar
vurt
addled muppet weed
61801 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sun Mar 01, 2020 5:18 am

johnwoo wrote:
Sun Mar 01, 2020 5:15 am
only bum bum bum and bum bum bum ...
so not a leg or boobs man then?

User avatar
cptgone
KVRAF
5900 posts since 1 Aug, 2003

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sun Mar 01, 2020 7:43 am

cptgone wrote:
Sun Mar 01, 2020 7:27 am
The best way to disinfect a second hand 14" purple vibrator.

Return to “Off Topic Classics”