The quoted out of context thread

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vurt
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65128 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Post Sat Mar 28, 2020 10:26 am

thecontrolcentre wrote:
Sat Mar 28, 2020 10:23 am
Dick
whats the magick word?

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toonertik
KVRAF
2426 posts since 15 Feb, 2017 from a worn out vinyl groove

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sat Mar 28, 2020 11:57 am

vurt wrote:
Sat Mar 28, 2020 7:08 am
toonertik wrote:
Sat Mar 28, 2020 6:38 am
cptgone wrote:
Sat Mar 28, 2020 6:11 am
While you guys were wanking, I put my seed in the bush
I thought we were supposed to be 2 meters apart...


impressive range my friend....

:hihi:
i think plant sex is still ok.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Word association...
First thing you think of...
vurt>> bush= plant/weed

tooner>> bush= ... ermmm ... ermm nvm... :hihi:
:oops:

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Forgotten
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11474 posts since 15 Apr, 2019 from Nowhere

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sat Mar 28, 2020 1:05 pm

Bombadil wrote:
Sat Mar 28, 2020 1:02 pm
I still can't figure out how I wrenched it enough to hurt and swell up like it has.
Over use?

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Bombadil
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5761 posts since 31 Aug, 2013 from Far From the Twisted Reach of Crazy Sorrow

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sat Mar 28, 2020 1:08 pm

I don't like to brag. :shrug:
“When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.”
Hunter S. Thompson

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Aloysius
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sat Mar 28, 2020 1:50 pm

KBSoundSmith wrote:
Sat Mar 28, 2020 12:54 pm
get off your a$$, make it easy
Hi-de-Hi!

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toonertik
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sat Mar 28, 2020 1:56 pm

:hihi:
:clap:

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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sat Mar 28, 2020 2:01 pm

:dog:


:lol: :tu:

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Aloysius
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sat Mar 28, 2020 2:01 pm

:)
Hi-de-Hi!

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Forgotten
KVRAF
11474 posts since 15 Apr, 2019 from Nowhere

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sat Mar 28, 2020 4:30 pm

JoseC. wrote:
Sat Mar 28, 2020 7:49 am
I am doing Rocky Balboa in the living room
...and your wife is OK with that...?

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JoseC.
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sat Mar 28, 2020 6:04 pm

Forgotten wrote:
Sat Mar 28, 2020 4:30 pm
JoseC. wrote:
Sat Mar 28, 2020 7:49 am
I am doing Rocky Balboa in the living room
...and your wife is OK with that...?
I live alone, my gf lives 90km away.
Cakewalk by Bandlab with all Sonar Platinum plugins and Melodyne Essential, Live 9, Komplete 12, a handful of hardware and software synths and some guitars. Currently obsessed by VCV Rack.

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thecontrolcentre
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sat Mar 28, 2020 6:06 pm

vurt wrote:
Sat Mar 28, 2020 10:26 am
thecontrolcentre wrote:
Sat Mar 28, 2020 10:23 am
Dick
whats the magick word?
Abracadabra?

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Aloysius
KVRAF
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sun Mar 29, 2020 1:41 pm

cron wrote:
Sun Mar 29, 2020 1:28 pm
Stop endlessly fiddling with it
Hi-de-Hi!

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vurt
addled muppet weed
65128 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sun Mar 29, 2020 2:10 pm

awww :(

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Forgotten
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sun Mar 29, 2020 4:06 pm

thecontrolcentre wrote:
Sun Mar 08, 2020 9:44 am
You need at least 10" to reproduce
I think you'll find that people with less also manage to father children...
Last edited by Forgotten on Sun Mar 29, 2020 4:10 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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vurt
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sun Mar 29, 2020 4:09 pm

Forgotten wrote:
Sun Mar 29, 2020 4:06 pm
thecontrolcentre wrote:
Sun Mar 08, 2020 9:44 am
You need at least 10" to reproduce
I think you'll find that people will less also manage to father children...
awww your poor missus :hug:

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