KVR Audio

Vertion · Post by **Vertion** » Thu May 28, 2020 3:38 pm

generate a complete song at random, that can also...

fisherKing · Post by **fisherKing** » Thu May 28, 2020 3:55 pm

open itself, finish a song, export the file, close the DAW, upload to tunecore, then collect royalties... from drake's accounts, all while i watch a netflix series episode; is this too much to ask???

thecontrolcentre · Post by **thecontrolcentre** » Thu May 28, 2020 3:58 pm

A plugin that can make a good cuppa & nip down the shops for you would be ideal.

audiot · Post by **audiot** » Thu May 28, 2020 4:07 pm

Vertion wrote: ↑Thu May 28, 2020 3:38 pm generate a complete song at random, that can also...

... do your homework?

... destroy human civilisation?

For randomly generated music, just google for "AI music". But this is more a topic for the guys at stackoverflow.

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Thu May 28, 2020 4:08 pm

tell me im handsome and not to believe all those people shouting at me in the streets

Bouroki · Post by **Bouroki** » Thu May 28, 2020 4:11 pm

That can randomly rickroll me as I hit play every now and then

dune_rave · Post by **dune_rave** » Thu May 28, 2020 4:19 pm

a plugin that can make another plugin that can make ....

Raddler1 · Post by **Raddler1** » Thu May 28, 2020 4:28 pm

I want a refund on the energy it took to click on this thread.

fisherKing · Post by **fisherKing** » Thu May 28, 2020 5:16 pm

Raddler1 wrote: ↑Thu May 28, 2020 4:28 pm I want a refund on the energy it took to click on this thread.

i wish for a plugin that can do that

Watchful · Post by **Watchful** » Thu May 28, 2020 5:24 pm

Emulate either...

1. A Korg DW-8000
2. A Korg Poly 800
3. An Ensoniq VFX or SD-1
4. An Ensoniq FIZMO

...in case any developers are starved for ideas.

e-crooner · Post by **e-crooner** » Thu May 28, 2020 7:03 pm

This is a fun, off-topic thread, right?

jackoo · Post by **jackoo** » Thu May 28, 2020 7:38 pm

automatically delete some KVR threads

Dirtgrain · Post by **Dirtgrain** » Thu May 28, 2020 8:21 pm

. . . that can dance on top of the notes, dive down like a loon (a crazy loon at that), weaving amidst the myriad harmonics, clamp down on the purest of musical substance, and bring it up to the surface revealing the sublime, the fundamental interconnectedness of all things, mojo, cajones, guts, nirvana, real ultimate power.

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Dirtgrain · Post by **Dirtgrain** » Thu May 28, 2020 8:24 pm

Oh, and Fnord and Body Thetans.

Saffran · Post by **Saffran** » Thu May 28, 2020 8:44 pm

...stop the moderator from locking this thread...

I WISH for a plugin that can....