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vurt
addled muppet weed
71143 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Post Mon Aug 10, 2020 7:32 am

you know what they say...
you are what you eat :o

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hoanglongdummy
KVRist
82 posts since 5 Jul, 2020

Post Wed Aug 12, 2020 7:23 am

“Just say no. That’s it”
Novice Juce Programmer | If it ain’t broke don’t fix it, my boy.

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mumpcake
KVRian
1389 posts since 27 Aug, 2004

Post Wed Aug 12, 2020 7:20 pm

Forgotten wrote:
Fri Jan 31, 2020 7:14 pm
One of my father-in-law’s favorites was:

“A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.”
If you owe the bank $100 dollars, that's your problem; if you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.
Even if the piano player can't play, keep the party going.
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mumpcake
KVRian
1389 posts since 27 Aug, 2004

Post Wed Aug 12, 2020 7:21 pm

Never trust a thin chef.
Even if the piano player can't play, keep the party going.
http://www.soundclick.com/mumpcake
https://mumpfucious.wordpress.com/

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Dirtgrain
KVRian
1256 posts since 12 Jan, 2019

Post Thu Aug 13, 2020 4:42 am

Never pass up the opportunity to take a dump. Be right back . . .
"Have you ever noticed how anyone driving faster than you is a [jerk] and anyone driving slower than you is a moron?" - George Carlin

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hoanglongdummy
KVRist
82 posts since 5 Jul, 2020

Post Fri Aug 14, 2020 4:56 am

Always make excuses, you will find it useful
Novice Juce Programmer | If it ain’t broke don’t fix it, my boy.

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vurt
addled muppet weed
71143 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Post Tue Aug 25, 2020 8:02 am

you sew what you rip.

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Halonmusic
KVRAF
4357 posts since 13 Nov, 2015 from Norway

Post Sat Aug 29, 2020 5:38 am

'Do or do not. There is no try' - Grand Master Yoda
EnergyXT3 - Reaper | Roland SH201 - Waldorf Rocket || SoundCloud

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mumpcake
KVRian
1389 posts since 27 Aug, 2004

Post Mon Sep 14, 2020 7:49 pm

The expression "I will be brief" at the beginning of a lecture was invented to allow people to be long-winded (& boring) without feeling the slightest amount of guilt. - Nassim Nicholas Taleb
Even if the piano player can't play, keep the party going.
http://www.soundclick.com/mumpcake
https://mumpfucious.wordpress.com/

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mumpcake
KVRian
1389 posts since 27 Aug, 2004

Post Mon Sep 14, 2020 8:09 pm

“Questions you cannot answer are usually far better for you than answers you cannot question.” - Yuval Noah Harari
Even if the piano player can't play, keep the party going.
http://www.soundclick.com/mumpcake
https://mumpfucious.wordpress.com/

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mumpcake
KVRian
1389 posts since 27 Aug, 2004

Post Mon Sep 14, 2020 8:24 pm

Surprised the thread has gone on long enough without this one:
I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain
Even if the piano player can't play, keep the party going.
http://www.soundclick.com/mumpcake
https://mumpfucious.wordpress.com/

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farlukar
KVRAF
7005 posts since 18 Apr, 2004

Post Tue Sep 15, 2020 2:44 am

Goats wrote:I must drink beer.
Beer is the mind-killer.
Beer is the little death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my beer.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me, and when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
When the beer is gone, there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.

clueless
KVRAF
5776 posts since 10 Mar, 2003 from Music Shed #8

Post Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:01 pm

blow your nose before you wipe your arse

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