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vurt
addled muppet weed
71143 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Post Fri Sep 11, 2020 12:51 pm


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vurt
addled muppet weed
71143 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Post Tue Sep 15, 2020 9:33 am

"unholy f**king anus" :lol:

chk071
KVRAF
25454 posts since 11 Apr, 2010 from Germany

Post Tue Sep 15, 2020 9:36 am

Difficult question... for a Brit. :P
Plugins and a DAW. On a operating system. Which runs on a computer.

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vurt
addled muppet weed
71143 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Post Tue Sep 15, 2020 9:42 am

chk071 wrote:
Tue Sep 15, 2020 9:36 am
Difficult question... for a Brit. :P
tbf,ive not seen the showfor many years, but up to about 32k, they may as well have asked people their names and shoe sizes, given the levels of difficulty.
used to be
32k question "which of these is native to britain?"

badger/lion/tiger/alligator...

then a sudden jump for 64k

which of the following was discovered by this scientist no f**ker has ever heard of?

list 4 words youve never heard!!!! :o

chk071
KVRAF
25454 posts since 11 Apr, 2010 from Germany

Post Tue Sep 15, 2020 10:10 am

:D

Yeah, it's the same in that kind of shows here. At some point, it jumps to "impossible for anyone in the common population to answer".
Plugins and a DAW. On a operating system. Which runs on a computer.

Auplant
KVRist
371 posts since 21 Mar, 2015

Post Tue Sep 15, 2020 10:41 am


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vurt
addled muppet weed
71143 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Post Tue Sep 15, 2020 10:45 am

that dress, i went out with a girl as a teen, she was doing fashion design at uni.
she made a similar dress, using stainless steel washers tied together with silk threads.

didnt seem as tacky as it looks there, with the nails and hair.
she had short black hair and normal fingers :hihi:
and also was 17, so is allowed.

Auplant
KVRist
371 posts since 21 Mar, 2015

Post Tue Sep 15, 2020 12:31 pm

vurt wrote:
Tue Sep 15, 2020 10:45 am
she had short black hair and normal fingers :hihi:
girls fingers/nails nowadays almost make some kind of statement
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vurt
addled muppet weed
71143 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Post Tue Sep 15, 2020 12:33 pm

Auplant wrote:
Tue Sep 15, 2020 12:31 pm
vurt wrote:
Tue Sep 15, 2020 10:45 am
she had short black hair and normal fingers :hihi:
girls fingers/nails nowadays almost make some kind of statement
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that statement being "i havent wiped my arse properly for weeks!" :o

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vurt
addled muppet weed
71143 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Post Tue Sep 15, 2020 12:38 pm

i mean, how is that supposed to be sexy?
all im thinking is, well the sex wouldnt be very exciting.
you wouldnt want her massaging your prostate.
am i rite? lads cmon amirite????

Auplant
KVRist
371 posts since 21 Mar, 2015

Post Wed Sep 16, 2020 4:04 am


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GaryG
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6090 posts since 13 Jan, 2003 from Darkest Kent, UK

Post Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:54 pm

“We have asked them (Extinction Rebellion protesters) to stop being floppy. And that might seem like a silly thing to say, but when we arrest them and pick them up, they go all floppy, which is why you see four or five officers carrying them away. It’s a complete waste of officers’ time, and a complete pain in the neck.”

Sir Stephen House, the deputy commissioner of the Metropolitan police channelling Graham Chapman.
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vurt
addled muppet weed
71143 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Post Wed Sep 16, 2020 2:09 pm

:lol:

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Hink
Rad Grandad
32287 posts since 6 Sep, 2003 from Downeast Maine

Post Thu Sep 17, 2020 11:56 am


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vurt
addled muppet weed
71143 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Post Thu Sep 17, 2020 12:04 pm

filth!

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