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lfm wrote: Sun Jul 04, 2021 7:53 am - "this amp goes to eleven" ;)
Listen to that sustain...

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This is a great guitar for beginners too
Don't feed the gators,y'all
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fedexnman wrote: Sun Jul 04, 2021 3:03 pm You want strings with that ?
You want the extended warranty with that?
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cryophonik wrote: Sun Jul 04, 2021 8:48 pm
fedexnman wrote: Sun Jul 04, 2021 3:03 pm You want strings with that ?
You want the extended warranty with that?
You want cheese on that ? Salesman code for extended warranty .

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"And the guitar you're playing now is HOW old? I always tell my customers....don't wait till your current guitar breaks down! You should always buy a new one every couple of years."

Clearly THAT guy used to work for an auto dealership....LOL!! :lol:
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Life is too short for bad tone.
Synapse Audio Dune 3 I'm in love

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David Gilmour has one just like it...

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"It practically plays itself!"

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"no stairway to heaven"

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These pickups will help ya pick up any pretty lady!

Something my local guitar shop manager said when I went in for a string change lol!

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bloomingclouds wrote: Sat Jul 17, 2021 6:17 pm These pickups will help ya pick up any pretty lady!

Something my local guitar shop manager said when I went in for a string change lol!
playing the guitar is very much like making love to a beautiful lady...

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vurt wrote: Sat Jul 17, 2021 6:23 pm
bloomingclouds wrote: Sat Jul 17, 2021 6:17 pm These pickups will help ya pick up any pretty lady!

Something my local guitar shop manager said when I went in for a string change lol!
playing the guitar is very much like making love to a beautiful lady...
Haha thats definitely one way of putting it

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vurt wrote: Sat Jul 17, 2021 6:23 pm
bloomingclouds wrote: Sat Jul 17, 2021 6:17 pm These pickups will help ya pick up any pretty lady!

Something my local guitar shop manager said when I went in for a string change lol!
playing the guitar is very much like making love to a beautiful lady...
Yup, time to take your hands off the wang bar and start making serious music!

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Winstontaneous wrote: Sat Jul 17, 2021 8:28 pm
vurt wrote: Sat Jul 17, 2021 6:23 pm
bloomingclouds wrote: Sat Jul 17, 2021 6:17 pm These pickups will help ya pick up any pretty lady!

Something my local guitar shop manager said when I went in for a string change lol!
playing the guitar is very much like making love to a beautiful lady...
Yup, time to take your hands off the wang bar and start making serious music!
i like my guitars, how i like my women!
cheap and made of wood.

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My guitar salesman and I just talk about whatever. Never tries to push one or the other on me. I've known him for years.

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