Things guitar salesmen say

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KVRAF
5907 posts since 31 Aug, 2013 from Down the Withywindle

Post Tue Jul 20, 2021 8:06 am

A local shop with a dodgy, oily, old skool shyster for an owner. 2 Floors. As I was going upstairs to try the guitars, I heard him tell the salesman 'tell him he's a great player!' So, sure enough, after strumming a few chords and noodling around a bit the salesman says 'you play really well!' I just glared at him and smirked. He had the decency to shutup.
Jai Guru Deva....Om.....

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KVRAF
6693 posts since 7 Sep, 2006 from Roseville, CA

Post Tue Jul 20, 2021 8:21 am

"American made, baby!"

"ummmmm, but the headstock says 'Made in Mexico'"

"well, yeah, but that's, like, part of America"



*based on actual events

KVRAF
1635 posts since 16 May, 2020 from a skip somewhere in yorkshire

Post Thu Jul 22, 2021 11:58 am

I can't stop playing this guitar, can't believe how good it sounds for the price.

KVRAF
1635 posts since 16 May, 2020 from a skip somewhere in yorkshire

Post Thu Jul 22, 2021 12:03 pm

hoxclab wrote:
Sat Jul 17, 2021 2:06 pm
My guitar salesman and I just talk about whatever. Never tries to push one or the other on me. I've known him for years.
That's what you think, but what you don't know is he is also a good hypnotist who has been covertly feeding you subliminal messages to get you to spend your money. :wink:

KVRAF
1635 posts since 16 May, 2020 from a skip somewhere in yorkshire

Post Thu Jul 22, 2021 12:10 pm

vurt wrote:
Sat Jul 17, 2021 10:23 am
bloomingclouds wrote:
Sat Jul 17, 2021 10:17 am
These pickups will help ya pick up any pretty lady!

Something my local guitar shop manager said when I went in for a string change lol!
playing the guitar is very much like making love to a beautiful lady...
yes when you get the fingering right, it makes beautiful sounds

KVRAF
2113 posts since 30 Aug, 2012 from Sweden

Post Thu Jul 22, 2021 12:24 pm

I see you but I ignore you. I'm too cool to be bothered no matter what you're here for to buy.

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