Why do you dislike u-he VSTs?

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I dislike U-He VSTs because they're popular and I'm an edgelord like that.

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cryophonik wrote: Wed Jan 19, 2022 9:43 pm
Erisian wrote: Wed Jan 19, 2022 9:40 pm I dislike most of them because they cost money that I don't have...
I've said it before and I'll say it again... this is why you have TWO kidneys. :smack:
HAD two kidneys...
I started on Logic 5 with a PowerBook G4 550Mhz. I now have a MacBook Air M1 and it's ~165x faster! So, why is my music not proportionally better? :(

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cryophonik wrote: Wed Jan 19, 2022 10:53 pm
vurt wrote: Wed Jan 19, 2022 10:49 pm
cryophonik wrote: Wed Jan 19, 2022 9:29 pm
DJErmac wrote: Wed Jan 19, 2022 9:15 pm
Have you read the famous thread "Message for Ben T"? We learnt finally that the guy was talking to Ben, our administrator.

Have you noticed that strange fact that Ben T never answered, but Hink did?

The conclusion is obvious : Hink is Ben.
I did read that and I'm sure you're onto something. If you rearrange "ben t hink urs" you get "burn the sink", which I'm pretty sure is come weird Maine colloquialism.
the bit i enjoyed from that...

"hey ben, it's grud, your housemate from university"

like "hey ben, it's grud" wasn't enough???


errr narrow it down i know loads of gruds...
Tell me about it. I had two housemates named Grud in college and never knew which was which, even after four years.
When I was in college, I knew over 10 Daves that I had to interact with regularly. It made for some strange conversations.
I started on Logic 5 with a PowerBook G4 550Mhz. I now have a MacBook Air M1 and it's ~165x faster! So, why is my music not proportionally better? :(

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syntonica wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 12:03 am
cryophonik wrote: Wed Jan 19, 2022 10:53 pm
vurt wrote: Wed Jan 19, 2022 10:49 pm
cryophonik wrote: Wed Jan 19, 2022 9:29 pm
DJErmac wrote: Wed Jan 19, 2022 9:15 pm
Have you read the famous thread "Message for Ben T"? We learnt finally that the guy was talking to Ben, our administrator.

Have you noticed that strange fact that Ben T never answered, but Hink did?

The conclusion is obvious : Hink is Ben.
I did read that and I'm sure you're onto something. If you rearrange "ben t hink urs" you get "burn the sink", which I'm pretty sure is come weird Maine colloquialism.
the bit i enjoyed from that...

"hey ben, it's grud, your housemate from university"

like "hey ben, it's grud" wasn't enough???


errr narrow it down i know loads of gruds...
Tell me about it. I had two housemates named Grud in college and never knew which was which, even after four years.
When I was in college, I knew over 10 Daves that I had to interact with regularly. It made for some strange conversations.
Oh. That too many Daves argument again. :roll:
Please don’t read the above post. It’s a stupid one. Simply pass.

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DJErmac wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 12:05 am
syntonica wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 12:03 am
cryophonik wrote: Wed Jan 19, 2022 10:53 pm
vurt wrote: Wed Jan 19, 2022 10:49 pm
cryophonik wrote: Wed Jan 19, 2022 9:29 pm
DJErmac wrote: Wed Jan 19, 2022 9:15 pm
Have you read the famous thread "Message for Ben T"? We learnt finally that the guy was talking to Ben, our administrator.

Have you noticed that strange fact that Ben T never answered, but Hink did?

The conclusion is obvious : Hink is Ben.
I did read that and I'm sure you're onto something. If you rearrange "ben t hink urs" you get "burn the sink", which I'm pretty sure is come weird Maine colloquialism.
the bit i enjoyed from that...

"hey ben, it's grud, your housemate from university"

like "hey ben, it's grud" wasn't enough???


errr narrow it down i know loads of gruds...
Tell me about it. I had two housemates named Grud in college and never knew which was which, even after four years.
When I was in college, I knew over 10 Daves that I had to interact with regularly. It made for some strange conversations.
Oh. That too many Daves argument again. :roll:
That's why I never get invited to parties anymore. I just can't let it go... :(
I started on Logic 5 with a PowerBook G4 550Mhz. I now have a MacBook Air M1 and it's ~165x faster! So, why is my music not proportionally better? :(

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These stupid threads are getting really annoying...

What's the point in wasting time and filling our minds with rubbish ?
No auto tune...

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Wait, I'm a Dave, too :scared:
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syntonica wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 12:07 am
DJErmac wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 12:05 am
syntonica wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 12:03 am
cryophonik wrote: Wed Jan 19, 2022 10:53 pm
vurt wrote: Wed Jan 19, 2022 10:49 pm
cryophonik wrote: Wed Jan 19, 2022 9:29 pm

I did read that and I'm sure you're onto something. If you rearrange "ben t hink urs" you get "burn the sink", which I'm pretty sure is come weird Maine colloquialism.
the bit i enjoyed from that...

"hey ben, it's grud, your housemate from university"

like "hey ben, it's grud" wasn't enough???


errr narrow it down i know loads of gruds...
Tell me about it. I had two housemates named Grud in college and never knew which was which, even after four years.
When I was in college, I knew over 10 Daves that I had to interact with regularly. It made for some strange conversations.
Oh. That too many Daves argument again. :roll:
That's why I never get invited to parties anymore. I just can't let it go... :(
Then let's just organize a Too Many Daves party. We'll invite only people named Dave. We'll talk about Urs, bears, U-He synths and why it's better to be named Grud than Dave.
Please don’t read the above post. It’s a stupid one. Simply pass.

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cryophonik wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 12:11 am Wait, I'm a Dave, too :scared:
Cool, you're invited !
Please don’t read the above post. It’s a stupid one. Simply pass.

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I actually hate that Diva lacks kb hold for the arp
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digitalboytn wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 12:10 am These stupid threads are getting really annoying...

What's the point in wasting time and filling our minds with rubbish ?
again... terrible, isn't it? people enjoying themselves.

if you don't want to participate... don't. plenty of other fun/whiny/argumentative/informative threads on the forum to keep you occupied.

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Honestly? Have tried them all, and in the end been underwhelmed by every one of them. Not even sure exactly why. Some combination of UI, capabilities (less so), timbres and workflow, I imagine.

It’s odd, because there are other “classics” (i.e., VST instruments that are apparently also very popular online) that I get along with quite well, some of which I’ve bought and kept.

And yeah, overall U-He’s synths seem to be well coded, sufficiently maintained (I think..?) and not stupidly expensive. Also, nothing I can really pin down as a definite reason for not liking them. *shrug* Oh well. It’s not like there are no good alternatives.

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It would be nice to have a stand-alone version available for their synths.

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There's only one Dave, and it's his birthday today :party:

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Happy birthday Dave !! :hug: :party:

But why the Hell do you hate U-He plugins that much ?
Please don’t read the above post. It’s a stupid one. Simply pass.

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