If a soft synth could magically become a hardware unit, which one would you smash into floating molecules with a mallet?
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wetdentist
- KVRian
- 585 posts since 19 Jan, 2008 from Bethlehem, PA USA
i haven't really had any bad luck with the soft synths that i've chosen to use, and the ones i use now are almost kinda like having a hardware version, in that, i use NKS capable soft synths that are all mapped to my Maschine knobs & Jam touch strips
my newest sounds:
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Cakewalk by BandLab, Komplete 13, Maschine 2 (MKI & Jam), Fathom Synth, Guitars, Jam Origin MIDI Guitar, EXH Superego+ etc
https://soundcloud.com/the-das-kaput
Cakewalk by BandLab, Komplete 13, Maschine 2 (MKI & Jam), Fathom Synth, Guitars, Jam Origin MIDI Guitar, EXH Superego+ etc
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SeBaer
- KVRist
- 235 posts since 3 Oct, 2019
That's the way I read it and wondered why everybody hates on Bazille...Weasel-Boy wrote: ↑Fri Jan 21, 2022 10:39 amThe second one. However, I’m enjoying the replies the ambiguity has caused.

I personally would smash Rand by Sampleson, although I succeeded at my highest yet placement with that at KVROSC. The novelty of the randomize button wears of quickly and the underlying synth engine isn't that powerful. Also, and more importantly, the left audio channel is corrupted.
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e-crooner
- Banned
- 3546 posts since 22 Aug, 2019
Selling ok, but updating and supporting?!
I hope the CLAP programmers will step on it, it's time to get rid of Steinberg.
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voidhead23
- KVRist
- 218 posts since 5 Jan, 2018 from Seattle, USA
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Dirtgrain
- KVRAF
- 2617 posts since 12 Jan, 2019
It is remarkable how much Steinberg is ruining their reputation. A few months ago, they got props for announcing they would ditch their licensing system. Now they are in the toilet, riding a VST3 surfboard down the chute as they simultaneously hold down the flusher. So, yeah, I'm all for smashing all my Steinberg plugins to bits--and doing the opposite of recommending them in any thread where they are mentioned.
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Echoes in the Attic
- KVRAF
- 9635 posts since 12 May, 2008
I would smash Massive X. Although if it were hardware it would have to address most what I hate about it, which is mostly UI and workflow. But if it were as badly designed in hardware form as it is in software form, I'd smash it.
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pdxindy
- KVRAF
- 21265 posts since 3 Feb, 2005 from in the wilds
If that were the case, you never would have bought it!!Echoes in the Attic wrote: ↑Fri Jan 21, 2022 2:22 pm I would smash Massive X. Although if it were hardware it would have to address most what I hate about it, which is mostly UI and workflow. But if it were as badly designed in hardware form as it is in software form, I'd smash it.

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Introspective
- KVRian
- 603 posts since 12 Jan, 2004 from Boston, MA
Oooh, good suggestion. A really nice bass synth.
Almost too bad there are better bass synths: I wish I had more reason to use TRK.
But, yeah, I'd want that hardware.
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audiojunkie
- KVRAF
- 3310 posts since 19 Apr, 2002 from Utah
How about a Virus?kobal wrote: ↑Fri Jan 21, 2022 7:14 am the opposite is way more intresting, if magically a hardware unit of choice could become a plugin.
i would pick something that plugins need years to matchs sonically if something like that exist ,or something that will never be emulated cause not "mainstream " enought



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vurt
- addled muppet weed
- 93789 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass
no one is buying, we're using the dark arts to bring software to life!pdxindy wrote: ↑Fri Jan 21, 2022 2:55 pmIf that were the case, you never would have bought it!!Echoes in the Attic wrote: ↑Fri Jan 21, 2022 2:22 pm I would smash Massive X. Although if it were hardware it would have to address most what I hate about it, which is mostly UI and workflow. But if it were as badly designed in hardware form as it is in software form, I'd smash it.![]()
i only see this going wrong when someone accidentally makes resident evil real and we are totally screwed!
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pdxindy
- KVRAF
- 21265 posts since 3 Feb, 2005 from in the wilds
My Waldorf M eliminates the T virusvurt wrote: ↑Fri Jan 21, 2022 5:30 pmno one is buying, we're using the dark arts to bring software to life!pdxindy wrote: ↑Fri Jan 21, 2022 2:55 pmIf that were the case, you never would have bought it!!Echoes in the Attic wrote: ↑Fri Jan 21, 2022 2:22 pm I would smash Massive X. Although if it were hardware it would have to address most what I hate about it, which is mostly UI and workflow. But if it were as badly designed in hardware form as it is in software form, I'd smash it.![]()
i only see this going wrong when someone accidentally makes resident evil real and we are totally screwed!
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vurt
- addled muppet weed
- 93789 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

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Synthack
- KVRian
- 687 posts since 4 Dec, 2021
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