The quoted out of context thread

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Forgotten
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5909 posts since 15 Apr, 2019 from Nowhere

Post Sun Dec 01, 2019 10:18 pm

vurt wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 12:05 pm
Hink wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 11:54 am
Forgotten wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 9:27 am
:lol:

Reminds me of seeing bendy pencils in the gift shop of a museum and noticing the abbreviation of “assorted” on the price tags, so they were “ass pencils” :hihi:
that reminds me of the doctor who went to write a prescription, he pulled a thermometer out of his pocket and said "oh crap, some asshole has my pen"
ooo ee oooh oooooh oooh ooeeooooooh. dungaduggaduggaduggadingaduggada oooeee oooh oh oooooh oooh...
Sounds like you were the recipient of the doctor’s pen...

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Gamma-UT
KVRAF
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Mon Dec 02, 2019 1:41 am

Septimon wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 11:13 am
i literally don‘t Need Andy of the News Features.. thanks
Well, Andy of the News Features don't need you either.

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Rad Grandad
29726 posts since 6 Sep, 2003 from Downeast Maine

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Mon Dec 02, 2019 6:58 am

Forgotten wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 10:18 pm
vurt wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 12:05 pm
Hink wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 11:54 am
Forgotten wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 9:27 am
:lol:

Reminds me of seeing bendy pencils in the gift shop of a museum and noticing the abbreviation of “assorted” on the price tags, so they were “ass pencils” :hihi:
that reminds me of the doctor who went to write a prescription, he pulled a thermometer out of his pocket and said "oh crap, some asshole has my pen"
ooo ee oooh oooooh oooh ooeeooooooh. dungaduggaduggaduggadingaduggada oooeee oooh oh oooooh oooh...
Sounds like you were the recipient of the doctor’s pen...
:lol:
Albert Einstein may have been a genius but his brother Frank was a monster

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KVRAF
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Mon Dec 02, 2019 10:47 am

xtp wrote:
Sat Nov 30, 2019 5:42 pm
I'd be frightened I'd knock my teeth out or what's left of them on that bit that sticks up.

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Hink
Rad Grandad
29726 posts since 6 Sep, 2003 from Downeast Maine

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Tue Dec 03, 2019 11:29 am

Hink wrote:
Tue Dec 03, 2019 11:27 am
from your lips to the members
cut out the middle man
Albert Einstein may have been a genius but his brother Frank was a monster

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toonertik
KVRAF
1951 posts since 15 Feb, 2017 from a worn out vinyl groove

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:32 pm

chk071 wrote:
Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:20 pm
You know, it's sometimes what you say, Like... Massive X, saying that it caused your wrist strain.
hmmmm...

nothing wrong in saying massive X gave you a wrist strain chooky...
maybe TMI .. but
is it better now?
the wrist, not interested in your massive X :P
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vurt
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54683 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:33 pm

unless you've got pics?

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toonertik
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:35 pm

vurt wrote:
Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:33 pm
unless you've got pics?
aha .. you mean attachments...

:hihi:

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thecontrolcentre
KVRAF
25124 posts since 27 Jul, 2005 from the wilds of wanny

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:36 pm

Hink wrote:
Tue Dec 03, 2019 11:29 am
cut out the middle man
If you say so man

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thecontrolcentre
KVRAF
25124 posts since 27 Jul, 2005 from the wilds of wanny

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:39 pm

vurt wrote:
Thu Nov 28, 2019 9:07 am
aside from batting the balls about and flipping it, he also likes to wrestle it

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addled muppet weed
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:39 pm

:lol:

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toonertik
KVRAF
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:42 pm

that big it needs to be wrestled
Come on guys... hink ain't gonna like this side thread about massive x...

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Rad Grandad
29726 posts since 6 Sep, 2003 from Downeast Maine

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Tue Dec 03, 2019 1:09 pm

quite the opposite, these threads keep other threads on track so this is the place for this

:D
Albert Einstein may have been a genius but his brother Frank was a monster

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toonertik
KVRAF
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Tue Dec 03, 2019 1:12 pm

Hink wrote:
Tue Dec 03, 2019 1:09 pm
quite the opposite, these threads keep other threads on track so this is the place for this

:D
I know....
I was NOT being serious hink>> :P


:wink:

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Aloysius
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Tue Dec 03, 2019 2:03 pm

Full Bucket wrote:
Tue Dec 03, 2019 2:00 pm
it's a bit like stabbing in the dark...
Yeah baby, yeah!
Hi-de-Hi!

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