What has made you laugh today

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Rad Grandad
29537 posts since 6 Sep, 2003 from Downeast Maine

Post Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:48 am

donkey tugger wrote:
Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:01 am
Where is the f**king houmous?
free porn only for me but I would pay to see that :o
Albert Einstein may have been a genius but his brother Frank was a monster

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Rad Grandad
29537 posts since 6 Sep, 2003 from Downeast Maine

Re: What has made you laugh today

Post Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:49 am

vurt wrote:
Sun Nov 10, 2019 10:37 am
nice. not sure we have anything similar, certainly nothing with pumpkin, although it is becoming a more regular ingredient these days.
I dont like pumpkin anything...but traditional is chocolate...with all that cream filling though I never understood why they just dont call it a creampie :shrug:
Albert Einstein may have been a genius but his brother Frank was a monster

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addled muppet weed
53274 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Re: What has made you laugh today

Post Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:50 am

errr...

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Rad Grandad
29537 posts since 6 Sep, 2003 from Downeast Maine

Re: What has made you laugh today

Post Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:52 am

:hihi:
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KVRAF
12726 posts since 7 Sep, 2008

Re: What has made you laugh today

Post Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:53 am

vurt wrote:
Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:50 am
errr...
:hihi:
"I was wondering if you'd like to try Magic Mushrooms"
"Oooh I dont know. Sounds a bit scary"
"It's not scary. You just lose a sense of who you are and all that sh!t"

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Rad Grandad
29537 posts since 6 Sep, 2003 from Downeast Maine

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Post Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:57 am

For cakes:
2 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 cup Dutch-process cocoa powder
1 1/4 teaspoons baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup well-shaken buttermilk
1 teaspoon vanilla
1 stick (1/2 cup) unsalted butter, softened
1 cup packed brown sugar
1 large egg
For filling:
1 stick (1/2 cup) unsalted butter, softened
1 1/4 cups confectioners sugar
2 cups marshmallow cream such as Marshmallow Fluff
1 teaspoon vanilla
thinking perhaps I can put the whoopie back in whoopie pies :hihi:
Albert Einstein may have been a genius but his brother Frank was a monster

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addled muppet weed
53274 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Re: What has made you laugh today

Post Sun Nov 10, 2019 12:04 pm

given that "whoopie" is also a euphemism for the beast with two backs, please dont :o

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Rad Grandad
29537 posts since 6 Sep, 2003 from Downeast Maine

Re: What has made you laugh today

Post Sun Nov 10, 2019 12:44 pm

Every time I hear that dear old wedding march
I feel rather glad I have a broken arch.
I have heard a lot of people talk
And I know that marriage is a long long walk.
To most people weddings mean romance
But I prefer a picnic or a dance.
Another bride,
Another groom,
Another sunny honeymoon,
Another season,
Another reason
For making whoopee.
The chorus sings, "Here comes the bride."
Another victim is by her side.
He's lost his reason cause it's the season
For making whoopee.
Down through the countless ages
You'll find it everywhere.
Somebody makes good wages.
Somebody wants her share.
She calls him 'Toodles' and rolls her eyes.
She makes him strudels and bakes him pies.
What is it all for?
It's so he'll fall for making whoopee.
Another year or maybe less
What's this I hear?
Well, can't you guess?
She feels neglected so he's suspected
Of making whoopee.
She sits alone most every night.
He doesn't phone or even write.
He says he's busy.
But she says, "Is he?"
He's making whoopee.
He doesn't make much money:
Five thousand dollars per.
Some judge who thinks he's funny
Says, "You'll pay six to her."
He says, "Now judge, suppose I fail?"
The judge says, "Budge right into jail."
You better keep her.
You'll find it's cheaper
Than making whoopee.
Albert Einstein may have been a genius but his brother Frank was a monster

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addled muppet weed
53274 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Re: What has made you laugh today

Post Mon Nov 11, 2019 6:56 am

some hooha! on youtube about members being banned for spamming emojis...

"the members pay to use the emojis"
is possibly the saddest sentence ive ever heard uttered.

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KVRAF
5114 posts since 15 Apr, 2019 from Nowhere

Re: What has made you laugh today

Post Mon Nov 11, 2019 7:05 am

Did you not get the memo from Ben about KVR planning on charging for emoji use soon...?

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addled muppet weed
53274 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Re: What has made you laugh today

Post Mon Nov 11, 2019 7:08 am

Forgotten wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 7:05 am
Did you not get the memo from Ben about KVR planning on charging for emoji use soon...?
: o

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Rad Grandad
29537 posts since 6 Sep, 2003 from Downeast Maine

Re: What has made you laugh today

Post Mon Nov 11, 2019 4:26 pm

Forgotten wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 7:05 am
Did you not get the memo from Ben about KVR planning on charging for emoji use soon...?
actually he's doubling the current rate
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Rad Grandad
29537 posts since 6 Sep, 2003 from Downeast Maine

Re: What has made you laugh today

Post Mon Nov 11, 2019 4:27 pm

vurt wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 7:08 am
Forgotten wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 7:05 am
Did you not get the memo from Ben about KVR planning on charging for emoji use soon...?
: o
you fall down in the dark again?
Albert Einstein may have been a genius but his brother Frank was a monster

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KVRAF
6013 posts since 9 Mar, 2003 from the bridge of sighs

Re: What has made you laugh today

Post Tue Nov 12, 2019 2:31 am

Forgotten wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 7:05 am
Did you not get the memo from Ben about KVR planning on charging for emoji use soon...?
:do.g:
Image

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KVRAF
5114 posts since 15 Apr, 2019 from Nowhere

Re: What has made you laugh today

Post Tue Nov 12, 2019 5:04 am

experimental.crow wrote:
Tue Nov 12, 2019 2:31 am
Forgotten wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 7:05 am
Did you not get the memo from Ben about KVR planning on charging for emoji use soon...?
:do.g:
:hihi:

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