
What has made you laugh today
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Forgotten
- KVRAF
- 6002 posts since 15 Apr, 2019 from Nowhere
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el-bo (formerly ebow)
- KVRAF
- 15262 posts since 24 May, 2009 from A galaxy, far far away
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vurt
- addled muppet weed
- 54788 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass
Re: What has made you laugh today
we're campaigning on behalf of the lib dems, do you have a few mins to talk about our manifesto?
not really but i do have one policy issue im interested in.
uh huh, which is it? brexit?
no, dont care about that. im wondering where does your party stand on vampires?
im sorry?
vampires. sparkle or not?
what?
pfft. /close door.
not really but i do have one policy issue im interested in.
uh huh, which is it? brexit?
no, dont care about that. im wondering where does your party stand on vampires?
im sorry?
vampires. sparkle or not?
what?
pfft. /close door.
look for the true freak label.
do not!feed the vampyr.
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do not!feed the vampyr.

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Forgotten
- KVRAF
- 6002 posts since 15 Apr, 2019 from Nowhere
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e-crooner
- KVRian
- 501 posts since 22 Aug, 2019
Re: What has made you laugh today
Still had my DAW on and clicked on a YT video, so YT told me:
"Audio renderer error. Please restart your computer."
"Audio renderer error. Please restart your computer."

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vurt
- addled muppet weed
- 54788 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass
Re: What has made you laugh today
decarboxylated spaghetti bolognese 
making me giggle a fair bit anyway

making me giggle a fair bit anyway

look for the true freak label.
do not!feed the vampyr.
click link to hear the sounds of vurt coming into your ears
do not!feed the vampyr.

click link to hear the sounds of vurt coming into your ears
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Bombadil
- KVRAF
- 4563 posts since 31 Aug, 2013 from Far From the Twisted Reach of Crazy Sorrow
Re: What has made you laugh today
One of our cats is trying to get into my computer screen, lololol. Started trying to bat at icons on my desktop, then headbutting it, then pawing it. All this, because she wants my computer chair and I am using it. She's gonna knock my iMac over, lol. Bored cats. Be afraid.
“We're an Anarcho-Syndicalist commune”
Dennis
Dennis
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Bombadil
- KVRAF
- 4563 posts since 31 Aug, 2013 from Far From the Twisted Reach of Crazy Sorrow
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vurt
- addled muppet weed
- 54788 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass
Re: What has made you laugh today
well a big part of it is beef...
but, make your veggie bolognaise as normal.
add some decarboxylated weed to tsste/requirements

look for the true freak label.
do not!feed the vampyr.
click link to hear the sounds of vurt coming into your ears
do not!feed the vampyr.

click link to hear the sounds of vurt coming into your ears
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Bombadil
- KVRAF
- 4563 posts since 31 Aug, 2013 from Far From the Twisted Reach of Crazy Sorrow
Re: What has made you laugh today
My wife wants to try it. I don't need anybody raiding my stash!
2 weeks until decarb day.

2 weeks until decarb day.
“We're an Anarcho-Syndicalist commune”
Dennis
Dennis
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vurt
- addled muppet weed
- 54788 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass
Re: What has made you laugh today
my missus hadn't partaken in 20 years.
a half g in a pot of soup between us (with some left over for me the day after) and she was gone
10 mins giggling inanely then zonked!
she asked afterwards if i "tried anything" while she was asleep?
swww bless her, she thinks id try fiddling with her bits in her sleep when my modular is wide awake
a half g in a pot of soup between us (with some left over for me the day after) and she was gone

10 mins giggling inanely then zonked!
she asked afterwards if i "tried anything" while she was asleep?

swww bless her, she thinks id try fiddling with her bits in her sleep when my modular is wide awake

look for the true freak label.
do not!feed the vampyr.
click link to hear the sounds of vurt coming into your ears
do not!feed the vampyr.

click link to hear the sounds of vurt coming into your ears
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Bombadil
- KVRAF
- 4563 posts since 31 Aug, 2013 from Far From the Twisted Reach of Crazy Sorrow
Re: What has made you laugh today
My wife has brothers who were wild and crazy party animals, but, somehow, she is the exact opposite. Never touched anything other than alcohol, and that fairly sparingly. How she ended up with me, I don't know.
“We're an Anarcho-Syndicalist commune”
Dennis
Dennis
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telecode
- KVRian
- 1328 posts since 24 Mar, 2015 from Toronto, Canada
Re: What has made you laugh today
So I am going through the bot comments on soundcloud just for fun and I see this.. "sheesh real talk i need ur son" because my browser window was a little resized.. and I am like whaatt!! ???
It turns out to be just more bot spam .. Got me all excited for nothin'! Bitch!
"sheesh real talk i need ur song to be heard real shytt
me & my girl crew have a big instagram following message me on there real quick!"
I gotta say, the wording of SC bot spam once you start tagging your stuff as Lo-Fi is hilarious.
It turns out to be just more bot spam .. Got me all excited for nothin'! Bitch!

"sheesh real talk i need ur song to be heard real shytt

I gotta say, the wording of SC bot spam once you start tagging your stuff as Lo-Fi is hilarious.

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Mushy Mushy
- KVRAF
- 13024 posts since 7 Sep, 2008
Re: What has made you laugh today
It’s Sinterklaas today which means all the little racist kids in Holland come out to terrify me. How blacking your kid up with shoe polish is still allowed just astounds me.


"I was wondering if you'd like to try Magic Mushrooms"
"Oooh I dont know. Sounds a bit scary"
"It's not scary. You just lose a sense of who you are and all that sh!t"
"Oooh I dont know. Sounds a bit scary"
"It's not scary. You just lose a sense of who you are and all that sh!t"
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gaf_thit
- KVRian
- 612 posts since 28 Sep, 2012 from Norway
Re: What has made you laugh today
Josh Brolin writing online about getting a nasty burn trying out a new trend called Perineum sunning and then hashtagging it #blackholesun.