I did it in the last 30 mins after someone (non-programmer of course) off-hand said "why would you use an STD?"
https://pastebin.com/6PBFmGSg
My favorite part is the poke() function.
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user@X:~$ g++ joke.cpp
user@X:~$ ./a.out
Executing sti::fun() without protection ...
Unmentionable acts have been committed!
Caught: Mongolian VD!
Seeking cure from western_medicine():
The Doctor says:
I'm very sorry to have to tell you this ...
We have no choice ...
... but to fully amputate your p***s, immediately.
western_medicine() returned false and was unable to provide a cure!
Trying acupuncture()
Ouch!
Trying aromatherapy()
Mmmh, patchouli.
Trying chinese_herbalism()
The Chinese herbalist says:
What? Western doctor tell you need to amputate?!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
No! Operation is very expensive!
Western doctor just want money!
No, no, no, no, we do not need amputate. You just relax.
... just wait two week, p***s fall off on its own!