The fastest derailing of a thread...

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vurt
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41792 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Post Sat Mar 16, 2019 2:08 pm

if that's true i might want butt implants.

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Michael L
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2552 posts since 25 Jan, 2014 from the End of the World as we Knowit

Re: The fastest derailing of a thread...

Post Sat Mar 16, 2019 2:15 pm

I'm sure we'll see an ergonomic butt controller at NAMM 2020. It will save your ass...

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el-bo (formerly ebow)
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Re: The fastest derailing of a thread...

Post Sat Mar 16, 2019 3:46 pm

vurt wrote:
Sat Mar 16, 2019 2:08 pm
if that's true i might want butt implants.
Wait! You want implants in the butt? What What!!

https://vimeo.com/66784237

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Tj Shredder
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Post Sun Mar 17, 2019 1:17 pm

telecode wrote:
Sat Mar 16, 2019 8:11 am
el-bo (formerly ebow) wrote:
Sat Mar 16, 2019 7:59 am
vurt wrote:
Sat Mar 16, 2019 6:31 am
who's nicky minaj?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLqKTMzfqxA
oh maan.. i just pissed my pants laughing.. what is sad is that dude that made that video probably gets more views in one minute than all the music i have made in my lifetime.
I can sell you a fart kontakt instrument for a whopping 998 €... Multisampled (400kb of space needed over 2 samples, light on memory...)
That will push your views big time - promised...

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martinjuenke
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Post Sun Mar 17, 2019 1:41 pm

Tj Shredder wrote:
Sun Mar 17, 2019 1:17 pm
telecode wrote:
Sat Mar 16, 2019 8:11 am
el-bo (formerly ebow) wrote:
Sat Mar 16, 2019 7:59 am
vurt wrote:
Sat Mar 16, 2019 6:31 am
who's nicky minaj?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLqKTMzfqxA
oh maan.. i just pissed my pants laughing.. what is sad is that dude that made that video probably gets more views in one minute than all the music i have made in my lifetime.
I can sell you a fart kontakt instrument for a whopping 998 €... Multisampled (400kb of space needed over 2 samples, light on memory...)
That will push your views big time - promised...
Perhaps you wanna celebrate your magic post #2000 with a big fart in this honorable thread, won‘t you?

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http://www.sonoryth.bandcamp.com/music

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vurt
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Post Mon Mar 18, 2019 4:26 am

today i will be farting the theme from highway to heaven, in commemoration of all the farts that have passed before :(

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telecode
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349 posts since 24 Mar, 2015 from Toronto, Canada

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Post Mon Mar 18, 2019 4:27 am

I fart in your general direction. All of you!!
Just a keep on a goin' a forward, without a single ounce of fear
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vurt
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Post Mon Mar 18, 2019 4:33 am

your karate is no match for my fart fu old man!

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telecode
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349 posts since 24 Mar, 2015 from Toronto, Canada

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Post Mon Mar 18, 2019 4:37 am

vurt wrote:
Mon Mar 18, 2019 4:33 am
your karate is no match for my fart fu old man!
"I don't know Ka-rat-aye, but I know Ka-raz-aye!"

James Brown;!!
Just a keep on a goin' a forward, without a single ounce of fear
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Michael L
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Post Mon Mar 18, 2019 4:45 am

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Tj Shredder
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Post Mon Mar 18, 2019 6:27 am

martinjuenke wrote:
Sun Mar 17, 2019 1:41 pm
Perhaps you wanna celebrate your magic post #2000 with a big fart in this honorable thread, won‘t you?
Missed it, but 2048 is more important anyway...

Protocol_b
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216 posts since 11 Nov, 2012

Re: The fastest derailing of a thread...

Post Mon Mar 18, 2019 7:00 am

Pull it together people. None of this would matter on a Mac, because they Just Work.

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vurt
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41792 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

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Post Mon Mar 18, 2019 7:03 am

yeah, if you want to pose in starbucks pretending you're a writer, nothing comes close!
get a pen! :x

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martinjuenke
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Post Mon Mar 18, 2019 1:28 pm

Another example of a thread derailed by masters:
viewtopic.php?f=15&t=521854
:clap:

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vurt
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Post Mon Mar 18, 2019 2:01 pm

looking for a fun day out for the family?
try penisland.com :D

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