Chuck Norris and Mixing

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Boone777
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Post Wed Apr 17, 2019 10:24 am

Chuck Norris frowns at his Daw and the song mixes itslef.
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Rad Grandad
28432 posts since 6 Sep, 2003 from Downeast Maine

Re: Chuck Norris and Mixing

Post Wed Apr 17, 2019 10:26 am

Boone777 wrote:
Wed Apr 17, 2019 10:24 am
Chuck Noris frowns at his Daw and the song mixes itslef.
too much sibilance
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vurt
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44250 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Re: Chuck Norris and Mixing

Post Wed Apr 17, 2019 10:31 am

chuck norris stares at a cake and it unmixes itself to its raw ingredients.

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Deep Purple
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1108 posts since 9 Jan, 2015 from NY, NY

Re: Chuck Norris and Mixing

Post Wed Apr 17, 2019 11:09 am

Chuck Norris changes to BitWig
Sweet child in time...

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pekbro
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2613 posts since 29 Sep, 2010 from Maui

Re: Chuck Norris and Mixing

Post Wed Apr 17, 2019 1:02 pm

Chuck Norris really doesnt like Bitwig due to too much color...
Goes back to ProTools, due to less color.

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Deep Purple
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1108 posts since 9 Jan, 2015 from NY, NY

Re: Chuck Norris and Mixing

Post Wed Apr 17, 2019 2:29 pm

Chuck Norris won't remove BitWig in public though
Sweet child in time...

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vurt
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44250 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Re: Chuck Norris and Mixing

Post Thu Apr 18, 2019 2:59 am

chuck norris doesn't need a daw. music just happens because he wills it.

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sin night
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1229 posts since 1 Aug, 2006 from Italy

Re: Chuck Norris and Mixing

Post Tue Apr 23, 2019 2:12 pm

Fact: many years ago, Chuck Norris was mixing a dance song and he was getting a huge headache because one of the vocal parts refused to play.
Everything looked ok: the routing was correct, the channel was unmuted and the fader was up at 0dB, the waveform displayed perfectly and the part was not greyed out... Everything was set up correctly and the whole song played fine, the music sounded exceptional, but that vocal part was still silent.
Nobody really knows what happened that day, but there's a rumor that the silent lyrics were "let the bass kick"...

lwj
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Re: Chuck Norris and Mixing

Post Thu Apr 25, 2019 11:26 am

I heard Chuck won the loudness war

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SJ_Digriz
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5949 posts since 5 Jul, 2001 from Just about .... there

Re: Chuck Norris and Mixing

Post Thu Apr 25, 2019 12:04 pm

Chuck Norris masters to +1dBFS without clipping
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