You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

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V0RT3X
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7924 posts since 4 Jul, 2012 from Alesia

Post Sun Dec 15, 2019 9:22 pm

You're not a real producer unless...


You only use free synthesizers..

Keep em coming :lol:

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crimsonwarlock
KVRAF
2291 posts since 18 Apr, 2001 from The Netherlands

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Sun Dec 15, 2019 9:26 pm

.... you have a lava lamp in your studio :hihi:
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V0RT3X
KVRAF
7924 posts since 4 Jul, 2012 from Alesia

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Sun Dec 15, 2019 9:28 pm

crimsonwarlock wrote:
Sun Dec 15, 2019 9:26 pm
.... you have a lava lamp in your studio :hihi:
joeslavalamp.jpeg
I think he disagrees :hihi:
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crimsonwarlock
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2291 posts since 18 Apr, 2001 from The Netherlands

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Mon Dec 16, 2019 10:08 pm

V0RT3X wrote:
Sun Dec 15, 2019 9:28 pm
crimsonwarlock wrote:
Sun Dec 15, 2019 9:26 pm
.... you have a lava lamp in your studio :hihi:
I think he disagrees :hihi:
Nope, it's there behind him right over his left shoulder :D
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Ragnarök VST-synthesizer co-creator with Full Bucket

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morelia
KVRAF
4585 posts since 16 May, 2002 from Brisbane , Australia

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Mon Dec 16, 2019 10:27 pm

You're not a real producer unless you identify as a Producer.
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Doug1978
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2036 posts since 19 Jun, 2011 from a world of Black Thunder chocs

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Tue Dec 17, 2019 12:18 am

You're not a real producer unless you belong to the League.

Don't believe those who name themselves 'Professional', create nonsense Youtube videos about EQ or foolishly criticize the League.
They are attention-seeking charlatans who will lead you up the garden path and then roger you roughly in muddy wellington boots.

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donkey tugger
Boss Lovin' DR
6450 posts since 15 Mar, 2002 from the grimness of yorkshire

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Tue Dec 17, 2019 12:24 am

...you've been called an idiot by bones

spunkmuffin
KVRian
916 posts since 5 Sep, 2014 from Heaven

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Tue Dec 17, 2019 12:37 am

donkey tugger wrote:
Tue Dec 17, 2019 12:24 am
...you've been called an idiot by bones
:lol: I'm a producer. :tu:
:hyper: M O N O S Y N T H S F O R E V E R :hyper:

perfumer
KVRian
603 posts since 4 Oct, 2018

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Tue Dec 17, 2019 12:57 am

... you're making beatz! DOPE beatz!

PieBerger
KVRian
544 posts since 23 May, 2012 from London

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Tue Dec 17, 2019 1:29 am

you're a grade 8 kazoo player
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vurt
addled muppet weed
56792 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Tue Dec 17, 2019 8:44 am

you've shat in a bin.

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thecontrolcentre
KVRAF
25674 posts since 27 Jul, 2005 from the wilds of wanny

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Tue Dec 17, 2019 8:49 am

You're not a real producer until you produce something that a record label wants to invest its time & money in.

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justin3am
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10928 posts since 7 May, 2006 from Southern California

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Tue Dec 17, 2019 8:55 am

But seriously... that guy totally looks like Hans Gruber.

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Forgotten
KVRAF
7280 posts since 15 Apr, 2019 from Nowhere

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Tue Dec 17, 2019 8:59 am

vurt wrote:
Tue Dec 17, 2019 8:44 am
you've shat in a bin.
The contents of which will then go on to be the backing track for the new Justin Bieber hit...

Izak Synthiemental
KVRian
774 posts since 4 Aug, 2010

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Tue Dec 17, 2019 9:09 am

... until you actually "produce" something, instead of spending your valuable time creating non-sensical discussions @ KVR or G-A-S-ing while your plugin folder is full of redundant plugins.
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