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scamme · Post by **scamme** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 9:40 pm

Steven West wrote:Oh, I've had my ass in the grass... Can't say I liked it much. So I just gotta stay where my duties keep me....

In the rear with the gear.

Here's my little ditty I made.
Smack That Ass (Millenium Slapmeister ReMix)
http://home.comcast.net/~rjjr77/Smack_That_Ass.mp3

Enjoy!
(I know I sure did!;))

(The clapper, Krim's Karnage, Fat Kit, and a MonoBass line. And some sloppy samples from a oooooooold song I did.)

Steven West · Post by **Steven West** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 9:48 pm

You liked my little 'Full Metal Jacket' reference I take it Scamme?

I want to see 'fur' and 'morning dew' if you catch my drift - but don't make it look obvious okay?

There was more 'said' than 'seen' in that movie.
The genius of Kubrick... The vision of Slapmeister... 'Ass Wide Shut'!

(I miss you Stan!

)

Sicklecell666 · Post by **Sicklecell666** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 10:03 pm

Steven West wrote:The genius of Kubrick... The vision of Slapmeister... 'Ass Wide Shut'!

Steven West · Post by **Steven West** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 10:09 pm

Or - Tom and Nicole together again... In a film by John Waters... "Cruising For A Kid, Man!"

I don't feel so good myself anymore.

John Vulich · Post by **John Vulich** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 10:18 pm

odo wrote:it is synthedit:)and soundfonts

Soundfont? Physically modeled?

Ackelito · Post by **Ackelito** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 10:21 pm

Hahaha! i love the GUI, making claps and jerk to the rhythm is a great combo! 200bpm fullon clapping..

its sounds good.. i wish you would have a moan only button, for some horny sounds, would fit better when you get into that jerking mood..

anyway, wanna trade porn pics?

TotcProductions · Post by **TotcProductions** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 10:26 pm

Dude, that has got to be the best themed site i've ever seen!!! Great stuff man, thanx!

peace!

TotcProductions · Post by **TotcProductions** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 10:28 pm

hey wait! How'd you get that picture of my sister fuckhead!!!

She's supposed to be at college not on a vsti!!!

TotcProductions · Post by **TotcProductions** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 10:29 pm

JohnVulich wrote:
odo wrote:it is synthedit:)and soundfonts
Soundfont? Physically modeled?

Physically modelled.

slapmeister · Post by **slapmeister** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 10:41 pm

Slapmeister appreciates suggestions for future releases of Slapclap (like the moan only option eg). Any ideas for more parameters ?
I suppose that the percentage of female users in this forum is very small, but if there are any volunteers
who want to act as physical models for a future release, send your CV to contact@slapmeister.com

Ackelito · Post by **Ackelito** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 11:01 pm

slapmeister wrote:Slapmeister appreciates suggestions for future releases of Slapclap (like the moan only option eg). Any ideas for more parameters ?
I suppose that the percentage of female users in this forum is very small, but if there are any volunteers
who want to act as physical models for a future release, send your CV to contact@slapmeister.com

hahaha!

i bet you will find some groupies that will volunteer! do you want rock chicks, club chicks? ass cheeks?

or you might

Email Hugh Heffner and sign a deal with him.. we could get lots of these vsti´s in the future... "playboy of the month featuring in Bigassbass VSTi"

Steven West · Post by **Steven West** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 4:47 am

Yes Slapmeister - the women here might be few... But they're as horny as f**k with 1 nun in the bunch.

Brace yourself.

FaX · Post by **FaX** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:40 am

What a tragic bunk of tech geeks we are

...
Most normal people actually have to GET LAID in order to get The Clap

.

FaX · Post by **FaX** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:44 am

slapmeister wrote:Slapmeister appreciates suggestions for future releases of Slapclap (like the moan only option eg). Any ideas for more parameters ?

How about a "BitchFister" Button for when you want distortion & bit reduction

.
And a WET/DRY knob for "BitchFister" so you have pre and post foreplay options .

scamme · Post by **scamme** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:20 am

Steven West wrote:You liked my little 'Full Metal Jacket' reference I take it Scamme?

I want to see 'fur' and 'morning dew' if you catch my drift - but don't make it look obvious okay?

There was more 'said' than 'seen' in that movie.
The genius of Kubrick... The vision of Slapmeister... 'Ass Wide Shut'!

(I miss you Stan! )

You got me laughing at this one, i don't know about the movie but when i heard claps following "smack that ass until it's red" i almost shit myself to death. GOOD ONE

FREE VSTi! Slapclap v1.0 Physically modeled clap