Cool

[JayBird]

Here's a new song I just wrote and recorded this morning. Feedback appreciated
the lyrics are well... pretty Cool

IMHO

and go-

I'm the voodoo guru
witch doctor
king of the thirteenth moon
pale rider amplifier
flyin higher than the sun at noon
twisted mystic open fisted
barrer of the fuel
the funktifier the bus driver
haulin all of yall back to school

but I never know what to say
when it comes to you
when I come around baby
I'm just a god damned fool
ain't I cool

f**k a Fonzarelli
f**k a Steve Mcqueen as well
f**k a Clint Eastwood baby
they can go to hell
I was born on the mountain top
a billion years before the sun
with a peace pipe in one hand
and in the other a machine gun

but I never know what to say
when it comes to you
when I come around baby
I'm just a god damned fool
ain't I cool

I'm the outsider alien
shortcircuit in the radio
I push the buttons
on the machine that make you go
I sail my viking ship
to the shores of shangri la
with my powers of telekinesis
I remove your bra

but I never know what to say
when it comes to you
when I come around baby
I'm just a god damned fool
ain't I cool