al something-a listening challenge of hypocrites

[tuz]

heartfelt bullshittery below. not much to decyper... comments are welcome especially by hypocrites :p i challenge you to listen in every aspect. i also welcome any comments and hope that this triggers some thoughts. hopefully someone recognizes this piece of bacon.


his name was al something. some weird shit last name. of course he wasn't from around here so that's probably why. some distant cousin of him, with a huge head, made this dish and put in all kinds of spices in it. instant wasabi effect. i forgot the dish's name as well. the dude spoke but noone understood him. i took the dish home and served my buddies as if it were my own. they all hated it; "what the f**k is this shit?" they said. oh well. whathca gonna do? can't please everyone. besides, i didn't even make the f**king thing. stochastic, algorithmic probability, shane, some asshole hypocrite named rurik :p, solomonoff, some one eyed shithead looking at me, tripping me out, solomonoff, colmogoroff and a bunch of other commies and c**ts, bayes, some fish and q and p and a and b.... so given this sequence of bullshit what do you get next? yes... AL SOMETHING!!! when i think about it, i think it was al karamozov or something like that. yes i present to you al something. product of an unsophisticated individual who seems to want some shit music played at his funeral. :p so after al who do we get? i think both parties want control, but one is outnumbered.

http://home.comcast.net/~t.uz/al_something.mp3

[ouroboros]

This was a lot of fun, tuz; fun sounds.
I dig the melody, not crazy about the vocal thingy: could be stretched/more crunchy but doesn't matter much. Thanks for sharing

(honestly- I read through the text very briefly-lots of words for m' wee head on a sunday night so i just enjoyed the sounds and laughed at the words where apropriate )

[runagate]

I wish I could somehow share the vision of my friend's 3-year-old dancing with her plush toy held over her head, spinning around, daning to your song.
Hilarious!

[polyslax]

That was fun, thanks!

[Voidoid Surrealist]

his name was al something. some weird shit last name. of course he wasn't from around here so that's probably why. some distant cousin of him, with a huge head, made this dish and put in all kinds of spices in it. instant wasabi effect. i forgot the dish's name as well. the dude spoke but noone understood him. i took the dish home and served my buddies as if it were my own. they all hated it; "what the f**k is this shit?" they said. oh well. whathca gonna do? can't please everyone. besides, i didn't even make the f**king thing. stochastic, algorithmic probability, shane, some asshole hypocrite named rurik :p, solomonoff, some one eyed shithead looking at me, tripping me out, solomonoff, colmogoroff and a bunch of other commies and c**ts, bayes, some fish and q and p and a and b.... so given this sequence of bullshit what do you get next? yes... AL SOMETHING!!! when i think about it, i think it was al karamozov or something like that. yes i present to you al something. product of an unsophisticated individual who seems to want some shit music played at his funeral. :p so after al who do we get? i think both parties want control, but one is outnumbered.

Funny stuff, I don't remember that quote. I know some people here don't like it, but I just love his way with words.

Interesting piece, it's like the sonic equivalent of a flourescent yellow mallard kidnapping me and dragging me through a casino at 3:00 in the morning. Big prizes, and free coffee. Got any nickels?

[tuz]

This was a lot of fun, tuz; fun sounds.
I dig the melody, not crazy about the vocal thingy: could be stretched/more crunchy but doesn't matter much. Thanks for sharing

(honestly- I read through the text very briefly-lots of words for m' wee head on a sunday night so i just enjoyed the sounds and laughed at the words where apropriate )

but the text is the most important part. :p thank you for the kind words. also, i'm afraid what's done is done and can't modify the vocals.

I wish I could somehow share the vision of my friend's 3-year-old dancing with her plush toy held over her head, spinning around, daning to your song.
Hilarious!

that is cute. almost better than a furby. :p

That was fun, thanks!

don't thank me. thank al. :p

Funny stuff, I don't remember that quote. I know some people here don't like it, but I just love his way with words.

Interesting piece, it's like the sonic equivalent of a flourescent yellow mallard kidnapping me and dragging me through a casino at 3:00 in the morning. Big prizes, and free coffee. Got any nickels?

so you did pick up on a bit of it , but not quite all of it i think?. the text is mine, and that's about it. :p

fluorescent yellow mallard kidnapping poor voidoid...


now waiting anxiously for "other" comments.

[Gargoyle]

Hey tuz (I know the answer's not Al Jarreau <grin> Ah, wait it's AI not Al... no? okay. )
Presumably the yellow mallards are only henchmen working under orders from the robotic sheep

I'm probably not "getting" the hidden message, but I liked it as a piece of music regardless

[tuz]

if there's any hidden message, it would be that this song was made by rurik's breathcube. a song generating plugin. yes, it generates pop songs from beginning to end. the robot voice is part of it and i believe it sings real words from rurik's lyrics.exe or something derived from it. here's a link to a kvr thread that might be fun to some people with some interest in algorithmic plugs.

http://www.kvraudio.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=119279

[Kingston]

NO MORE CRACK FOR YOU!



what a fun little oddity.

[xoxos]

i challenge you to listen in every aspect.

or "i" challenges "you.." or "you" "i.."

*MASSIVELY HUGE TEXT* THE THING IS.... */HUGE TEXT*

tolga.. you see, sees me. actually understands there. some others too. i! understandable! not murder! some gypsy love there in all the civilisation. maybe we can help to really see/listen to each all other ones them "you" ones.

instead of the milking and draining and butchery and enslavement paves the way t/his hir dimension.

the dude spoke but noone understood him.

why should "they"

they call it the "beat" generation because of mccarthyist et c. extention of control, the ones got BEAT, not the cool rhythm.. but got murdered, and more, and more..

perhaps one day i'll redo breathcube with sampled + vocoded phonemes, might be more intelligible than the 3-band 12db filters.

real words (for unreal world..)

neway, please diversify and explore, create paths, because suffering doesn't naturally/automatically resolve, and you may think we're cool, but MURDER.

for god's sake will you take a minute and just try and read some sense into things you can't understand instead of deducing it as product of alleged "inferior" reasoning? break the f**king pattern because there is great unhappiness incarnate.

for me. for that little girl with the teddy. for someone.

please.

xoxos.

[runagate]

perhaps one day i'll redo breathcube with sampled + vocoded phonemes, might be more intelligible than the 3-band 12db filters.

real words (for unreal world..)

neway, please diversify and explore, create paths, because suffering doesn't naturally/automatically resolve, and you may think we're cool, but MURDER.

for god's sake will you take a minute and just try and read some sense into things you can't understand instead of deducing it as product of alleged "inferior" reasoning? break the f**king pattern because there is great unhappiness incarnate.

for me. for that little girl with the teddy. for someone.

please.

xoxos.

[xoxos]

all i do is say what's so bloody obvious it's bloody tired to boring death already to be for the hearing, why people really often are acting the shocked :p

man if i had a life i could control some i'd sit on my ass and churn out these genre generating deals until more people got some about it.

I wish I could somehow share the vision of my friend's 3-year-old dancing with her plush toy held over her head, spinning around, daning to your song.
Hilarious!

and i mean that!

[runagate]