Your Favorite Musician Joke ?
- Banned
- 10196 posts since 12 Mar, 2012 from the Bavarian Alps to my feet and the globe around my head
A Bavarian is yodeling in the mountains. Another Bavarian next to him is talking with his mobile. Says the mobile-talking Bavarian to the yodeler: "No need for yodeling, you can get a mobile contract for as cheap as 19,99 Euro a month!"
- KVRAF
- 1793 posts since 9 Apr, 2011
You guys have major issues.cryophonik wrote:That's still no reason to diminish this thread.Nightpolymath wrote:Yeah pretty deflating. Like going into a bar and being told they don't serve minors.Unfocused wrote:Most musician jokes fall a little flat for me...
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"musician."
http://soundcloud.com/nine-of-kings
http://soundcloud.com/nine-of-kings
- KVRAF
- 10261 posts since 7 Sep, 2006 from Roseville, CA
I don't think I like the tone of your voice, ritardando. You better change your tune, or there's gonna be treble.nineofkings wrote:You guys have major issues.cryophonik wrote:That's still no reason to diminish this thread.Nightpolymath wrote:Yeah pretty deflating. Like going into a bar and being told they don't serve minors.Unfocused wrote:Most musician jokes fall a little flat for me...
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- KVRist
- 312 posts since 29 Dec, 2007
I think I feel sharp sense of humor here.cryophonik wrote:I don't think I like the tone of your voice, ritardando. You better change your tune, or there's gonna be treble.nineofkings wrote:You guys have major issues.cryophonik wrote:That's still no reason to diminish this thread.Nightpolymath wrote:Yeah pretty deflating. Like going into a bar and being told they don't serve minors.Unfocused wrote:Most musician jokes fall a little flat for me...
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- KVRAF
- 2545 posts since 15 Jan, 2013 from L'Écosse
Humor has never been my forte.chris.r wrote:I think I feel sharp sense of humor here.cryophonik wrote:I don't think I like the tone of your voice, ritardando. You better change your tune, or there's gonna be treble.nineofkings wrote:You guys have major issues.cryophonik wrote:That's still no reason to diminish this thread.Nightpolymath wrote:Yeah pretty deflating. Like going into a bar and being told they don't serve minors.Unfocused wrote:Most musician jokes fall a little flat for me...
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- KVRAF
- 10613 posts since 31 Aug, 2013 from Somewhere near the Morgul Vale.
Then be piano.
“Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that."
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- KVRAF
- 16369 posts since 24 May, 2009 from A galaxy, far far away
- KVRAF
- 14981 posts since 13 Nov, 2012
What do you call ten accordions at the bottom of the ocean? -
A good start.
A good start.
- KVRAF
- 14981 posts since 13 Nov, 2012
What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?
A chainsaw can be tuned.
A chainsaw can be tuned.
- KVRAF
- 14981 posts since 13 Nov, 2012
A man parks his car in a rough part of town with two accordions on the back seat, forgetting to lock the back door.
When he returns, there are three accordions.
When he returns, there are three accordions.
- Rad Grandad
- 38044 posts since 6 Sep, 2003 from Downeast Maine
just curious, did you mean to say fairly rich?chris.r wrote:A fairy rich guy phones his friend - jazz musician:
-congratulation on your first CD release, I've even bought one CD
-oh, it was you!
The highest form of knowledge is empathy, for it requires us to suspend our egos and live in another's world. It requires profound, purpose‐larger‐than‐the‐self kind of understanding.
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Mister Natural Mister Natural https://www.kvraudio.com/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=164174
- KVRAF
- Topic Starter
- 2834 posts since 28 Oct, 2007 from michigan
YEAH !JJBiener wrote:How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?
One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
I was trying to remember that one
expert only on what it feels like to be me
https://soundcloud.com/mrnatural-1/tracks
https://soundcloud.com/mrnatural-1/tracks
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- KVRist
- 312 posts since 29 Dec, 2007
Yeah, I like your underline signatureHink wrote:just curious, did you mean to say fairly rich?chris.r wrote:A fairy rich guy phones his friend - jazz musician:
-congratulation on your first CD release, I've even bought one CD
-oh, it was you!