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BERFAB · Post by **BERFAB** » Fri Mar 20, 2015 4:02 pm

Winstontaneous wrote:Keith Jarrett won the Grammy for best male jazz vocal performance - again!

Mister Natural · Post by **Mister Natural** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 9:44 pm

how many Bass/Baritones does it take to change a light bulb ?

just one, but he'll complain about having to go that high

jancivil · Post by **jancivil** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 12:52 am

"John Tesh"

jopy · Post by **jopy** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 8:47 pm

Q: What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four

Edit: Holy cats, this is embarrassing. How did I miss the first page?

PatchAdamz · Post by **PatchAdamz** » Wed Apr 22, 2015 10:31 pm

Q: Why did JS Bach have so many children?

A: Because he didn't have any organ stops

trimph1 · Post by **trimph1** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 11:18 pm

How can you tell if a cellist is playing out of tune?

When the bow is moving

trimph1 · Post by **trimph1** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 11:21 pm

Why did the cellist marry the accordion player?

Upward Mobility

trimph1 · Post by **trimph1** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 11:31 pm

did you hear about way back in 1972 the famous Classical Saxophone player Sigurd Raschér was going to perform on live TV (PBS) a concert with the Philadelphia String Quartet? Everything was set to go, the concert had been well publicized and it was estimated that 7 million people would be tuning in for the "one of a kind" concert.

Unfortunately, a group of concerned parents petitioned the TV station against the broadcast and the concert was cancelled just a few days before it was to air....

Yep! They said there was already too much (are you ready?) Sax and Violins on TV!

ghettosynth · Post by **ghettosynth** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 10:50 pm

jancivil wrote:"John Tesh"

Oh cmon, what's not to like?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-rIMMhjfUg

jancivil · Post by **jancivil** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 1:50 am

worse than I could have imagined. only ever saw him on synth I guess. jesus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjla0pGsK5E

trimph1 · Post by **trimph1** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 6:13 am

John Tesh?????

AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

thecontrolcentre · Post by **thecontrolcentre** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 6:23 am

WTF?

trimph1 · Post by **trimph1** » Sun Jul 12, 2015 8:27 pm

Some explorers come to a jungle village. All night and day they can hear the sound of drums. The leader of the expedition asks the chief of the village "Why can we hear drums?" The chief responds "Drum good.When drums stop, very bad".
One day, the drums stop. All the natives come out screaming and shouting. The expedition leader grabs hold of a boy and asks him "What is the fuss?!" The boy responds "Drums stop very bad..when they stop.......BASS SOLO!"

DavidrMack · Post by **DavidrMack** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 1:21 am

"My life"

Your Favorite Musician Joke ?