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woodsdenis · Post by **woodsdenis** » Tue Feb 09, 2016 1:44 am

Surely its the Banjo

Q. Whats the definition of Perfect Pitch?
A. Someone who can throw a Banjo into a skip from 100 yards.

Orbit-50 · Post by **Orbit-50** » Tue Feb 09, 2016 1:58 am

maschinelf wrote:Definitely the vuvuzela

Dude, watch your mouth. This is a pubic forum.

Greenstorm33 · Post by **Greenstorm33** » Tue Feb 09, 2016 2:36 am

Another vote for the recorder, bane of schoolchildren everywhere.

Orbit-50 wrote:
maschinelf wrote:Definitely the vuvuzela
Dude, watch your mouth. This is a pubic forum.

what

ghettosynth · Post by **ghettosynth** » Tue Feb 09, 2016 2:43 am

Orbit-50 wrote:
maschinelf wrote:Definitely the vuvuzela
Dude, watch your mouth. This is a pubic forum.

It's cool man, he's using the scientific name for the instrument. The kids are comfortable these days doing that.

That said, I have no idea where all of this pennywhistle and vuvuzela hate is coming from, they're both fabulous instruments. When I was a kid one of my cousins had a vuvuzela. Whenever we'd visit, we'd run off into the back forty with our instruments in tow and find a nice shady spot. I'd bust out my pennywhistle and she'd get down with her vuvuzela and we'd make beautiful music together.

She had way more talent than I did though, I'd wear myself out and want to take a nap but she would just grab my pennywhistle and go to town on it. I swear that girl could pretty much play any instrument put in front of her.

bmrzycki · Post by **bmrzycki** » Tue Feb 09, 2016 3:17 am

80's saxaphone. Ugh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXYIfXPLXmM

And a close second is Rick Astley without his trusty auto-tune.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXMskKTw3Bc

Ridan · Post by **Ridan** » Tue Feb 09, 2016 3:36 am

bmrzycki wrote:80's saxaphone. Ugh.

Felt exactly the same way until i heard 'Joyrider' by 808 State. Now my mind is open to the wonderfully hideous sound of the 80's sax.

Edit: Though technically the album came out in the 90's it still has that 80's vibe to it IMO.

ToneCarver · Post by **ToneCarver** » Tue Feb 09, 2016 3:55 am

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trimph1 · Post by **trimph1** » Tue Feb 09, 2016 4:26 am

woodsdenis wrote:Surely its the Banjo

Q. Whats the definition of Perfect Pitch?
A. Someone who can throw a Banjo into a skip from 100 yards.

Without hitting any of the four sides of the skip

trimph1 · Post by **trimph1** » Tue Feb 09, 2016 4:29 am

The vuvuzela ranks right up there. Terrible terrible object that thing. I will not even dignify it with the title of instrument.

camsr · Post by **camsr** » Tue Feb 09, 2016 6:06 am

If we take all of time into account, then surely it's the human voice.

Hanz Meyzer · Post by **Hanz Meyzer** » Tue Feb 09, 2016 6:33 am

For me, a softly played sax. sounds really horrible to my ears.

But strangely, in a few tunes, where it has got some kind of distortion, I really like it.

Googly Smythe · Post by **Googly Smythe** » Tue Feb 09, 2016 7:13 am

camsr wrote:If we take all of time into account, then surely it's the human voice.

Especially when yodelling

ariston · Post by **ariston** » Tue Feb 09, 2016 7:22 am

camsr wrote:If we take all of time into account, then surely it's the human voice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-quQHNriV-Q

Cheap shot, but it does teach you something: conviction just isn't enough.

ghettosynth · Post by **ghettosynth** » Tue Feb 09, 2016 7:35 am

Ayorinde wrote:
camsr wrote:If we take all of time into account, then surely it's the human voice.
Especially when yodelling

Can't hate on yodeling, it's like human portamento on steroids.

But, I sure hope nei nei is rolling in the green for here 25M views, as such I don't feel bad in giving her yet another showing. I feel like I'm trying too hard to sound good, the money is in sounding bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3ROsVTKVDw

ghettosynth · Post by **ghettosynth** » Tue Feb 09, 2016 7:46 am

There's so much win in this video I just don't know where to begin. Middle aged men playing excellent instruments excellently and a sweet hottie in a red tablecloth shirt that screams, I am just as excellent in the kitchen, yodeling her heart out while smiling the entire time. Oh, and the young(er) men are playing anemic parts in the background.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZL0kiyjbyo

Most hated Instrument of all time ...