So I'm going to take some lessons before I give up completely, it could just be me trying to treat the bass as a big guitar (heh)!
Soldering iron, multimeter, solder, and solder sucker all in house now. Next up, picking a switch and getting pickups! I've decided to keep the factory arrangement of HSH, and stick a Duncan Vintage in the middle position, still putting the Dimebucker in the bridge and the Pearly Gates in the neck.
Just need to save up the cash now.. sigh.


Wouldn't kick that one out of bed if it farted either!