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tonehammer · Post by **tonehammer** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 7:15 am

Human Beat Box (HBB) is one of those things that was cool, then uncool, then cool, then uncool and now its back with vengeance. Gnomehammer wanted to celebrate the trend by sharing a selection of new custom HBB patches made by human beat boxing through PVC pipes. The patch was recorded in our epic hall and the ensemble consists of four individuals with no successful history in beat boxing.

Gnomehammer Human Beat Box specs:

* HBB PVC Pipe Ensemble (HBB recorded a series of PVC pipes in ensemble session):
o Bass drum (10 round robin)
o Snare drum (10 round robin)
o Close hi-hat (10 round robin)
o Open hi-hat (10 round robin)
o High tom (10 round robin)
o Mid tom (10 round robin)
o Low tom (10 round robin)
o Rimshot / click (10 round robin)

Human Beat Box PVC Pipe Demo 1 by T.B. Folmann

http://www.tonehammer.com/demos/toneham ... ressed.mp3

Featuring: Gnomehammer Human Beat Box PVC pipe ensemble and synth.
Note: Distortion/Glitch added to patch. Remember to use MW to shorten release.
Download "HBB PVC Pipe Demo 1" mp3 demo

Please go here for more information: http://www.tonehammer.com/?p=2572

Note: This freebie is only available for 24 hours, so grab it while you can. We have tons more coming during December - so ensure you check every day …

GeorgeZ · Post by **GeorgeZ** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 8:29 am

No takers?? Cheers dude! You guys rock!

Gucky · Post by **Gucky** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 10:21 am

I want to download it.
But I cannot find it on the tonehammer page.
Has anybody a direct link?

tonehammer · Post by **tonehammer** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 10:32 am

Its gonna be available again later in the month, so check tonehammer site during December 20-25th and the gnomes will be back.

tropicalontour · Post by **tropicalontour** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 10:52 am

Hey tonehammer, it's very generous and everything, but I went to the site every day since the beginning of the month and didn't find a lot that interested me. The last couple of days were hectic work days and I missed this HBB download, which I would have been interested in. I bought OP-X, Catanya and Improvisator yesterday and one of them (not telling which) had installation issues that took a couple of hours to solve, so I didn't get time to visit the tonehammer site. Do you not think that asking people to visit your site every day is asking a lot of people, unless they happen to casually drop in? I know that missing a day where a download actually was available makes me feel bad about your products, which are actually pretty high in quality. I feel bad especially considering the number of times I visited and looked around and was only sold to. Maybe this is not quite as good an idea as it seemed when you launched it? No? Just my thoughts. I'm sitting here feeling annoyed and abused when I ought to be feeling like you're a good guy with lots of great products, so something has gone amiss. Maybe I'm just being a grinch. I'm not sure.

tonehammer · Post by **tonehammer** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 10:57 am

Ehm ... Its gonna be available again later in the month, so check tonehammer site during December 20-25th and the gnomes will be back ...

You can also grab a few of the latest freebies here:

http://www.troelsfolmann.com/gnomehammer/

loachm · Post by **loachm** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:25 am

...all available there but the helium choir, which was the only one I missed

...

mellotronaut · Post by **mellotronaut** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:34 am

loachm wrote:...all available there but the helium choir, which was the only one I missed ...

of course! It disappeared into the air.

btw., thank you very much for the lekker freebies, Gnomies!

m

Chester Desmond · Post by **Chester Desmond** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 1:42 pm

tonehammer wrote:Ehm ... Its gonna be available again later in the month, so check tonehammer site during December 20-25th and the gnomes will be back ...

You can also grab a few of the latest freebies here:

http://www.troelsfolmann.com/gnomehammer/

Thanks for the goodies so far and the link to get the one I missed. I can think of a lot of uses for the Snow Drums. The kazoo ensemble will be an interesting one to fit in a song somewhere!

vespers75 · Post by **vespers75** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 2:14 pm

tropicalontour wrote: so I didn't get time to visit the tonehammer site. Do you not think that asking people to visit your site every day is asking a lot of people, unless they happen to casually drop in?

What? Are you serious? It takes a mere 15 seconds to check the Tonehammer website to see what is on offer that day. It takes longer just to go take a piss or get a cup of coffee. That said, it takes TH hours just to make even one freebie library, that they are generously giving you for free. In fact, it took you more time to write your post than it would have to check the website.

synaesthesia · Post by **synaesthesia** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 4:53 pm

Dear Tonehammer,

Could you please wipe my arse for me?

Yours,
Brigadier Complainingthaththingsarefreebutnotspecificallyatthetimeirequirethem

MWSOS · Post by **MWSOS** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 9:41 pm

synaesthesia wrote:Dear Tonehammer,

Could you please wipe my arse for me?

Yours,
Brigadier Complainingthaththingsarefreebutnotspecificallyatthetimeirequirethem

If it makes an interesting sound it's likely to get recorded, so don't give them ideas like that synaesthesia

Martin

Blackbyrd · Post by **Blackbyrd** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:40 am

Don't listen to tropicalontour bitchin guys. You are the best sampling company out other, both by the line and quality of products and the attitude toward customers. We love you, so if someone bitchin don't give a f_ck. Though, on the side note, I wish you would made another demo competition cos I'v missed the previous one!

Cheers

BTW how about a request section on your site? Where ppl would share what that want most from you to sample. I am sure you have lot's of wonderful ideas.. but maybe sometime, when you run out of them.. you could check that "whishlist"? Or just having it in mind when you travel the land in the search of new sampling goods.

Something like "Tonehammer Room of Desire"

Human Beat Box PVC Pipe Ensemble (freebie) by Gnomehammer