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Katanaman · Post by **Katanaman** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 1:34 am

Katanaman's comments:

Hello there! How are you? I'm fine thanks. Today DJ Fluffy, who happens to be me, and myself finished a new track, elevating schizophrenia to new heights, where both of my personalities join forces to make music. DJ Fluffy was in charge of most of the song, so you can expect some amazingly cheesy stuff. If you hate cheese, fast forward to the second half of the song, in which DJ Fluffy quit being a bastard and gave me creative freedom. If you love cheese, fast forward to the second half of the song because DJ Fluffy SUCKS!!! You want lyrics? I'll only give you the lyrics to the second half! DJ Fluffy doesn't deserve to have his music be listened to, let alone having his lyrics read.

Here's the second half of the lyrics for...

I AM A DOG:

You're just an average human so I have to tell you this
Being a dog is underrated f**king bliss
I can hump all the bitches I want and I don't need to buy them dinner
And I get to ho out in public and be allowed to touch my weiner

Yeah! Don't you want to be a dog now? YOU CAN'T!

I can eat on the floor without opposition from my parents
I can have premarital sex without opposition from my parents
I can make all the noise I want without opposition from my parents
So what now, big shot human?
Don't you want two dogs for parents?!

We live the rock and roll lifestyle and you don't even know it!
We get all we want plus we enslave our stupid
"owners"
We look cute and innocent
Sometimes rude and innocent
You think you're taking care of us but no, you're serving us!
Yeah!

Get me dog food, slick!
Turn on the telly, blondie!
Get out of my seat, jew!
Get me more water, fat head!
Give me a bath, hot ass!
Dry my fur, four eyes!
Now get out of my house, you f**kers, and Fifi, come to daddy!

THE END

(By the way, how come I only post cheesy badly sung pop songs when I make ass kicking flawlessly yelled industrial all the time?! Damn that DJ Fluffy...)

-x-

DJ Fluffy's comments:

Check this out! THAT BASTARD KATANAMAN and I finished a new track and it's mostly great. Fluffy to the max! Katanaman blew it in the second half but the rest is typical DJ Fluffy, with the fluffiest beatz a brutha can cum up with. Word. You want lyrics? Well I'm not giving you the lyrics to the second half! That Katanaman iz a bad man. And he's ugly too. You know what, katanaman? You suck!

Love,
DJ Fluffy

Here's the first half of the lyrics for...

I AM A DOG:

I am a dog
Barking under the sun
Pissing around
In any place it seems fun
Chasing my peers
And being chased back
This hobby's retarded
But it's the best I can get

WOOF!
Wherever I go
My fur leaves it's mark
WOOF! Wherever I go
My fur...
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!
You crazy motherf**ker!

I am a dog
Running under the sun
Chasing my tail
And doing the idiot run
Humping my peers whenever I see fit
Either males or females
It's all the same shit

I am a dog
Going nuts with the sun
Licking my balls
Until I am done
Biting my peers
Whenever it's dull around
I'm responsible for the wounds
On the dogs in the pound

WOOF!
Wherever I go
My fur leaves it's mark
WOOF! Wherever I go
My fur...
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!
You crazy motherf**ker!

-x-

Katanaman · Post by **Katanaman** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 3:36 pm

Completely accidental bump...

Glassback · Post by **Glassback** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 5:41 pm

Completely accidental review:

the post is interesting. Is it? yes. Sure? maybe. What do I like about it? it's mad Oh OK: What about the tune? i half like it. Only half? yes. Why only half? i don't know, me tell me. Well, it's a crazy tune - good job the guy published the lyrics.

yeah, kids these days. they just make noise and call it music. But I like noise. yeah me too - it rocks. Sure does. does it remind me a bit of devo on angel dust? No. oh.

Thank you.

Enjoyed.

xoxos · Post by **xoxos** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 7:57 pm

10000000000/10

Katanaman · Post by **Katanaman** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 10:29 pm

Glassback wrote:Completely accidental review:

the post is interesting. Is it? yes. Sure? maybe. What do I like about it? it's mad Oh OK: What about the tune? i half like it. Only half? yes. Why only half? i don't know, me tell me. Well, it's a crazy tune - good job the guy published the lyrics. yeah, kids these days. they just make noise and call it music. But I like noise. yeah me too - it rocks. Sure does. does it remind me a bit of devo on angel dust? No. oh.

Thank you.
Enjoyed.

This weekend I got the best reviews of all time. This is up there with Knockman's review for my contest entry this month:

knockman wrote:katanaman - the leaves and shoots spring from a woody stock, this plant is often associated with acid soils. in olden times, an infusion of the flowers was used as a remedy for vascular and neural conditions.

Thank you Glassback and xoxos for the unique reviews.

xoxos · Post by **xoxos** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 11:38 pm

rightly so, after all i did give you ten billion.

freeztar · Post by **freeztar** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 12:13 am

Nice!

The vocals work really well for this. It is hard to understand what you are saying, but they sound good.
I'd like to hear the schizophrenic mirror image of this song. Maybe like a little downtempo dub with some scat. Hmmmm.....maybe not....I like this how it is.
Cheers!

HHaynes · Post by **HHaynes** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 1:26 am

freeztar wrote:downtempo dub with some scat

Heh - he said "scat"

Oh - and nice tune, BTW - I think it should be the new Southpark theme.

Katanaman · Post by **Katanaman** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 1:33 pm

freeztar wrote:Nice!
The vocals work really well for this. It is hard to understand what you are saying, but they sound good.
I'd like to hear the schizophrenic mirror image of this song. Maybe like a little downtempo dub with some scat. Hmmmm.....maybe not....I like this how it is.
Cheers!

Thank you. I should consider buying a decent microfone sometime. Mine sucks so I have to do a lot of work just to get the vocals to sound like words are being pronounced, let alone understand the words.

You know what, maybe I WILL do the schizofrenic mirror image of this song as the sequel...

Thanks again.

Katanaman · Post by **Katanaman** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 11:54 pm

HHaynes wrote:
freeztar wrote:downtempo dub with some scat
Heh - he said "scat"

Oh - and nice tune, BTW - I think it should be the new Southpark theme.

South Park?

How I'd love to watch chef singing this

What's "scat", though?

By the way, I replied to your post this late because I couldn't find the time before, not because I was looking for an excuse to bump this thread again! Honestly!

(what does this emoticon even mean?)

3*s · Post by **3*s** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 12:11 am

Sing a song about being a lobster

HHaynes · Post by **HHaynes** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 12:30 am

Main Entry: scat
Function: noun
Etymology: perhaps from Greek skat-, skOr excrement -- more at SCATOLOGY

: an animal fecal dropping

Katanaman · Post by **Katanaman** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 10:35 am

HHaynes wrote:Main Entry: scat
Function: noun
Etymology: perhaps from Greek skat-, skOr excrement -- more at SCATOLOGY

: an animal fecal dropping

Ah... I guess I know now. Coincidentaly, it fits into my song's theme...

Katanaman · Post by **Katanaman** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 10:38 am

3*s wrote:Sing a song about being a lobster

I'm not really sure whether that's just a joke or a subtle insult but I regret to say I won't be able to pull off the lyrics for that one. It takes too much research...

Hovmod · Post by **Hovmod** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 11:21 am

You're nuts. Don't change.

DJ Fluffy feat. Katanaman - I am a dog