.. ie. call them a necro
It's standard forum practice

§ 109: Postpone buying an upgrade just long enough so that when you finally do, the company releases the next iteration a week or two later, leaving you one version behind once again.

From the Preamble:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident: that while all KVR members are created equal, some members are more equal than others. Don't let this bother you too much. Have a nice day."


§ 23: it is considered bad form to hawk your plug in a competing developers' thread. If caught, developers are encouraged to use the cute little "shrug" smiley to fend off the blame and demonstrate their good intentions.

§ 23 a: If you as a developer feel that you absolutely HAVE to hawk your plug in this manner, at least have the decency to bury it in a list of other plugs to obfuscate your devious little intentions.

§ 39: "Feeding the Troll" is KVR's way of playing Russian Roulette.

§ 76: Asking "How do I make this sound" must be followed by a broken link to some pirated two-bit track that everyone hates to listen to. Should the poster have already unsuccessfully attempted to make the sound by him- or herself, he or she is explicitly forbidden to post the above query.

§ 14: You must not shag badgers on the Sabbath.

that's a stupid rule.

he meant weasles 8D

oh!

i'm sorry. i read it the first time as "you must not shag whilst listening to badger or the black sabbath."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCjspyo-_aI

that was about the level of the laffs
-the badger one
shagging on mushrooms is epic, though I've heard
I listen the Sabbath

http://soundcloud.com/aciddose/badgersabbath

this is what i had in mind actually but if you were to add mushrooms to the mix i think we'd have to make a call regarding animal cruelty to get help for the poor badger.

wot were u thinking ad?
or is that the problem?
sorry 8D
just cuff me around the ear if that was out of line
hehe

§101: No one can never be banned unless they have been banned once before

§101:
There can be more than 1 rule #101

That was funny likwid,
so was badgers doubtless

PS-- ad have u changed ur name to dwight?
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Wasn't there a prophecy about doom happening when the Unwritten Rules get written down? Uh oh... it's 2012, remember? Now you've done it, you triggered The End Of The World As We Know It, d@mn#d!

# 909 you have to ask at least one time, if the dev of Sylenth is still alive.
# 1001 you have to ask at least one time, if ... is better than a Virus.
# 606 Reason is no DAW.
# 707 ProTools is a disease
# 505 Steinberg is evil
# 404 Arturia synth sound nothing like the 'original'

etc. ...

§111: Reaper it's better then Cubase
§112: Cubase it's better then Live
§113: Live it's better then FL
§114: FL it's better the Reaper

§111b: Reaper it's better then.......