I remember when I first stumbled on the announcement video for it. I thought it looked like the Jeb Bush of synthesizers and I had zero interest.
But recently I got interested in doing film score type music. I wasn't sure what I needed for that, but Sylenth1 seemed somehow inadequate, and I kept seeing people online saying that "Omnisphere is great for film!" And I looked at the patch list and saw choirs and strings and figured what the heck, I got a nice refund from the IRS anyway, let's give it a shot.
And then I tried to find a basic piano sound. WTF. The closest thing to that is a piano that they lit on fire and then sampled. WHY?! Why would you do such a thing?
Ok how about a basic bass? Ha! No. But there are heaps of samples of some Frankenstein monster called an "experibass." Apparently they glued the necks of a violin and viola to an upright bass and then beat the whole thing with a stick in front of a microphone (not exaggerating). This is like hammering 4 extra legs onto a dog, calling it an octopus, and then putting it in a bow flex while the camera is rolling. It makes no damn sense!
Digression: I love the metropolitan museum of art, I used to live a few blocks away from it and I've spent countless hours exploring it -- and I feel I've only scratched the surface. I thought Omnisphere was going to be the same thing. Well, sort of. Only instead of the met, it's more like the MOMA. It's Jackson Pollack instead of Rembrandt. I could not be more disappointed.
Again, this is all my fault. I should have gone to a music store and demoed the thing first. I really wasn't paying close attention. It was expensive and had a sterling reputation for "film music," so I figured it had to be good. And it probably is if you're scoring The Matrix or whatever. But I hate The Matrix, and right now, I hate Omnisphere.
So, what am I missing? I'm trying to love this thing. Help me out KVR. I can't even like it as just a synth. For $500, it feels pretty limited and clunky, and really not all that special. I think the included sounds are supposed to be what makes it so great. But you know why nobody played a piano with a bow for hundreds of years? Because it sounds like crap! I don't need a gig of samples of that.
Rant over. Feels bad man. Please halp.
