bigcat Professor Wheretofore's Revenge

[bigcat1969]

bigcat Proudly? Presents Professor Wheretofore

As you know the Earth Station BBC is celebrating the broadcasting anniversary of the embellished adventures a certain alleged Time Lord. Frankly Professor Wheretofore is mad. His vast and glorious adventures as a rogue Dimensional Guardian go unregarded while this Doctor person is lauded across space and time. He attempted to thwart his rival be erasing all records of his past adventures and blaming it on the BBC, but this only added the Doctor's mystic hold upon the earthlings. As a last resort, he decided to kidnap an earthling to record some of his monumental achievements. Sadly all video recording equipment was forgotten, but herewith are some audio samples of the World of Professor Wheretofore released in the obvious medium of Kontakt 5.

All in one terrifying zip
http://www.mediafire.com/download/5oasawxzgx96m76/

or doled out one terror at a time

Droid Drones Unleashed
Wheretofore Drones
http://www.mediafire.com/download/704tl44k58fj498/

The waste ejection system sampled at different speeds
Wheretofore Ahn
http://www.mediafire.com/download/c3br44a4syz58jc/

Two Sonic Torture and Brainwashing Devices
Wheretofore Crotbow Torture
http://www.mediafire.com/download/96vx92s5l6g2ua1/
Wheretofore Glockbow Torture
http://www.mediafire.com/download/x794dbm3gm7g3dm/

Professor Wheretofore's lovely assistants
All assistants in a convenient zip file
http://www.mediafire.com/download/581snzs1x8awkee/
or individually
Wheretofore Assistant Aa
http://www.mediafire.com/download/sune3rphveopbpv/
Wheretofore Assistant Ha
http://www.mediafire.com/download/6imac07o6vg4f2e/
Wheretofore Assistant Hm
http://www.mediafire.com/download/kkfvajod1dh561g/
Wheretofore Assistant Oo
http://www.mediafire.com/download/irrd96ydg3dmcx7/
Wheretofore Assistant Uh
http://www.mediafire.com/download/qx9khbd4l9xuql2/

The portable piano-like object the Professor plays. He bought it after reading about Captain Nemo.
Wheretofore Tonk Piano
http://www.mediafire.com/download/1b1671o6m1bq2fv/

The Onboard Ship's Computer sometimes attempts to play along.
Wheretofore TriD Verb
http://www.mediafire.com/download/dbuuqpd44hj668s/
Wheretofore TriF
http://www.mediafire.com/download/p0a9pb50u5q3w9l/
Wheretofore TriT
http://www.mediafire.com/download/xpj3aajhnbfvlgp/

Sampled from a Learn Qduktre in Your Spare Time course
Wheretofore Learn Qduktre
http://www.mediafire.com/download/bmqy6blrcjab6b6/

What the Onboard Ship's Computer thinks is earth music
Wheretofore Light Ent
http://www.mediafire.com/download/8ev31ll7hf5lmv4/

All Professor Wheretofore Instruments are in the Public Domain and you can do anything you like with them.

All Professor Wheretofore Instruments created using samples from the Public Domain One Laptop per Child Sound Set,
http://wiki.laptop.org/go/Free_sound_samples .

Also a preview of my next project, an Alto Sax
http://www.mediafire.com/download/w44q8t94g78nh38/