This is better than any comedy show I could find, at least for one absolutely screamingly funny joke.harryupbabble wrote:It occurred to me that I can batch edit the midi velocity of those 20,000 drum patterns, to make it sound like, for example, Ringo Starr. All I have to do is examine a Beatles midi drum track and find the average midi velocity for the snare. I could do that for the kick and hi-hats too. The whole kit if I wanted to. I could then use those averages and batch edit my 20,000 midi items in REAPER.
Sure, and good luck with that. It's magical thinking; based in you don't have any interest in learning how drums, Ringo's or anything actually work and so you just come up with this. Average the f**king velocity and you're done. Do it for everything! Sure!
First of all if you ever change snare drums, you might find that drum behaving differently at your 100 or whatever average - I'm just cracking up, I need to take a breath - you come away with. But even if it's the same kit every_single_time, you have no interest in what the drums are supposed to have to do with the music! Even if there's only three things, soft, medium, loud, there is a reason in the song for that! Why am I explaining this! This is insane.
I mean once I saw this
I said to myself, yeah, like that's ever going to happen. And then you illustrated it so brilliantly.fmr wrote: You better spend your time learning how musical choices are done, and why.
I'm sorry, but really. What we have here is you have no interest in the musicality of your drums. You just have these tactics of avoidance of that, of any and all of that. Perfect avoidance, you devise strategies to completely kid yourself it's all just that mechanical, you never imagined anything about what drumming is like in reality. Just average something from a single model and it's all the same. The dullness of this ideation, it really is beyond the pale.
No, I really wanted to just write this off and not stick my nose in but the hilarity of it was compelling and I'm just in a... something like I heard in a movie once, a radically honest mode today. f**k the dumb shit and just say it.
You're a nice guy, babble, but really someone has to tell it to you straight some day. Maybe not but that seems crueler.