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garryknight · Post by **garryknight** » Tue Jun 23, 2015 7:10 pm

Taylor Swift mended my jacket really quickly.

Aloysius · Post by **Aloysius** » Tue Jun 23, 2015 7:26 pm

Taylor Swift is a great role model for little kids.

Caysi · Post by **Caysi** » Tue Jun 23, 2015 11:15 pm

Taylor Swift is Miley Cyrus' alter ego created by disney after Hannah Montana flopped.

arkmabat · Post by **arkmabat** » Wed Jun 24, 2015 12:20 am

ksandvik wrote:MP3 compression is actually a long term alien plan to destroy the youth of the planet via subliminal filtering techniques.

440 hz is part of the plan as well. For numerical perfection as well as the slight aggression it can invoke.

Jace-BeOS · Post by **Jace-BeOS** » Wed Jun 24, 2015 3:30 am

Music doesn't actually exist. It's all just an illusion propagated by a weird synesthesia effect of human perception of vibrating matter.

arkmabat · Post by **arkmabat** » Wed Jun 24, 2015 3:32 am

Wise words.

arkmabat · Post by **arkmabat** » Wed Jun 24, 2015 3:34 am

Everything sounds better louder. Clipping is a necessary evil.

whyterabbyt · Post by **whyterabbyt** » Wed Jun 24, 2015 9:30 am

Gary Numan has reinvented himself as an MC Hammer tribute act, MC Hemmer. Former Numan fans are now be known as Hemmeroids.

garryknight · Post by **garryknight** » Wed Jun 24, 2015 9:21 pm

Jace-BeOS wrote:Music doesn't actually exist. It's all just an illusion propagated by a weird synesthesia effect of human perception of vibrating matter.

Your argument is sound.

cryophonik · Post by **cryophonik** » Wed Jun 24, 2015 9:31 pm

Gene Simmons once had a rare GI tract infection that allowed him to fart rainbows.

herodotus · Post by **herodotus** » Wed Jun 24, 2015 9:37 pm

cryophonik wrote:Gene Simmons once had a rare GI tract infection that allowed him to fart rainbows.

Did they smell like Skittles?

arkmabat · Post by **arkmabat** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 5:34 am

garryknight wrote:
Jace-BeOS wrote:Music doesn't actually exist. It's all just an illusion propagated by a weird synesthesia effect of human perception of vibrating matter.
Your argument is sound.

Good joke.

slartibartfast · Post by **slartibartfast** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 7:15 am

Your music will only sound good if you apply exponential fade-outs on your tracks.

whyterabbyt · Post by **whyterabbyt** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 8:54 am

slartibartfast wrote:Your music will only sound good if you apply exponential fade-outs on your tracks.

that poster seems very reminiscent of multiply-banned BachRules.

D.H. Miltz · Post by **D.H. Miltz** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 9:54 am

whyterabbyt wrote:
slartibartfast wrote:Your music will only sound good if you apply exponential fade-outs on your tracks.
that poster seems very reminiscent of multiply-banned BachRules.

Good call. A bit of poking around proved you correct. Banned again.

Let's spread some musical misinformation