Open letter of advice to Bitwig
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- addled muppet weed
- 111329 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass
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- KVRAF
- 3321 posts since 2 Jul, 2007
An image that just screams "user-friendly" -fateamenabletochange wrote:'Bitwig' is such a strange name...why not 'Earwig'...and, what has 'wig' got to do, got to do, got to do with it ??
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- addled muppet weed
- 111329 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass
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- KVRAF
- 13140 posts since 7 May, 2006 from Southern California
I'm testing away...
save an open project to the virgin c:\
'cause it's got to be free
or $50 to use the DAW thats in front of me
of this beta, I'm a tester, so come download
we'll search for the bugs, on every platform
and we'll try, oh lord we'll try, to find them all!
I couldn't resist.
save an open project to the virgin c:\
'cause it's got to be free
or $50 to use the DAW thats in front of me
of this beta, I'm a tester, so come download
we'll search for the bugs, on every platform
and we'll try, oh lord we'll try, to find them all!
I couldn't resist.
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- addled muppet weed
- 111329 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass
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- KVRAF
- 6159 posts since 4 Dec, 2004
Only the Cat Jesus can walk on water and purify your DAW sins ... 
... and is blessed as the devine feline...
... soon Cat Moses will appear to lead you all across the sea...
... although, those with fear of water may want to wait for Cat Noah...
... and is blessed as the devine feline...
... soon Cat Moses will appear to lead you all across the sea...
... although, those with fear of water may want to wait for Cat Noah...
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- Banned
- 147 posts since 4 Feb, 2012 from Carolina Beach
YES! Someone suggested Earwig a while back -- has that nice double entendre that marketers love so much. Maybe a third -- suggested an infectous situation, implantation in the users' brains and more!
(Greatly preferring the lyrics posted here now to any further feigned intelligent discussion.)
Que sera, sera,
Whatever will be will be
The futures not ours to see
Que sera, sera!
(Greatly preferring the lyrics posted here now to any further feigned intelligent discussion.)
Que sera, sera,
Whatever will be will be
The futures not ours to see
Que sera, sera!
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fateamenabletochange fateamenabletochange https://www.kvraudio.com/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=8029 - KVRAF
- 3062 posts since 13 Jul, 2003 from outer rim
bitwig is going to be dawsome
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- KVRAF
- 6159 posts since 4 Dec, 2004
The Telenator wrote:(Greatly preferring the lyrics posted here now to any further feigned intelligent discussion.)
Where do broken DAWs go...
Can they find their rainbow...
Back to the open arms...
Of a man without no funds.
If you that DAW don't love you...
It won't ever love you...
You look at it poof...
And you know that it's still full... of buuuugggs.
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- Banned
- 9890 posts since 14 Nov, 2006
Eleanor Wigby
downloads the beta
that kvr would love to see
or is it a dream?
Babya McKenzie
rewriting the Ableton code
that nobody will use
he should refuse
all the beta testers
where do they all come from
all the beta testers
where do they all belong
Eleanor Wigby
died at her PC before
Bitwig was ever released
at least she's at peace
Babya McKenzie
wiping his hands in disgust
as he walks from the grave
50 dollars was saved
all dead links to cat gifs
on pages that are gone
all the dead end users
why did it take so long?
**edited because i thought of better character names
downloads the beta
that kvr would love to see
or is it a dream?
Babya McKenzie
rewriting the Ableton code
that nobody will use
he should refuse
all the beta testers
where do they all come from
all the beta testers
where do they all belong
Eleanor Wigby
died at her PC before
Bitwig was ever released
at least she's at peace
Babya McKenzie
wiping his hands in disgust
as he walks from the grave
50 dollars was saved
all dead links to cat gifs
on pages that are gone
all the dead end users
why did it take so long?
**edited because i thought of better character names
Last edited by debra1rlo on Wed Mar 06, 2013 5:38 am, edited 2 times in total.
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- Banned
- 147 posts since 4 Feb, 2012 from Carolina Beach
R&B:
'Ooh, just a little bit(wig), ooh just a little bit(wig),
baby, co'mon, said co'mon!
Blues:
Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Bitwig!
Brother can you loan me a DAW!
'Ooh, just a little bit(wig), ooh just a little bit(wig),
baby, co'mon, said co'mon!
Blues:
Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Bitwig!
Brother can you loan me a DAW!
Last edited by The Telenator on Tue Mar 05, 2013 9:09 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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- KVRist
- 349 posts since 5 Nov, 2012
YOU ARE THE BESTrod_zero wrote:When I find myself in times of Live, Mother Bitwig comes to me
Speaking words of dual monitor support, let it bit
And in my hour of PDC she is standing right in front of me
Speaking words of automation, let it wig
Let it wig, let it bit, let it wig, let it bit
Whisper sounds of modular greateness, let it be
And when the broken vst people living in the world agree
There will be a bridge, let it bit
For though they may be dawed, there is still a chance that they will listen
There will be a DAW, let it bit
Let it bit, let it wig, let it bit, let it wig
There will be an DAW, let it be
Let it bit, let it wig, let it bit, let it wig
Whisper words of stability, let it bit
Let it bit, let it wig, let it bit, let it wig
Whisper words of support, let it bit
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- Banned
- 147 posts since 4 Feb, 2012 from Carolina Beach
rod_zero's "Let It (Bit)wig" is hot.