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mayan · Post by **mayan** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 8:08 pm

gilbert o'sullivan - alone again, naturally.
aghghghghghghghghghghghghghg!!!!!!

dekky · Post by **dekky** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 8:10 pm

Word Up by Korn
Another Brick In The Wall, Parts 1, 2, 3 by Korn
Y'All Want A Single by Korn
Right Now by Korn
Did My Time by Korn
Alone I Break by Korn
Here To Stay by Korn
Trash by Korn
Somebody Someone by Korn
Make Me Bad by Korn
Falling Away From Me by Korn
Adidas by Korn

& every single song from Three Doors Down

Ian Stone · Post by **Ian Stone** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 8:11 pm

Tiny Tim - Tip-Toe Through The Tulips

LAME! WHERE'S THE HOOK!

willum · Post by **willum** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 8:15 pm

I cast my vote for:

The existence of Toby Keith. That goateed, cowboy hat wearing, insipid country crossover braying, jingoistic patriotic cockswagger in a gigantic pickup truck just makes me ashamed to be an American (um, next to George Bush that is). That's the image the rest of the world gets to see, armies of Toby Keiths securing oilfields and carpet bombing innocent non-Americans to make the world safe for SUVs and Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Everything that Celine Dion has ever done.

Elton John's recasting of "Candle in the Wind" for Princess Diana. I think recasting songs for dead people (or any reason actually) is kind of creepy.

I would list John Ashcroft's original "Let the Eagle Soar", but I just like it too goddamn much. When I hear it, I can't help smiling.

Gee · Post by **Gee** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 8:15 pm

How about some of the village hall disco greats

D.I.S.C.O = Ottowan
Birdie Song = ??????
High Ho Silver Lining = ??????
Been around the World = Lisa Stansfield
Satuday Night = Whigfield

Plus

Wind of Change = The Scorpions
Run to You = Mr Adams
Anything by M People can't stand that womans voice.

rollasoc · Post by **rollasoc** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 8:18 pm

nuffink wrote:kaylee

Bollocks... Lavender is way worse.... ha ha....

Seriously worst song ever is.... My heart will go on

Rollasoc

griels · Post by **griels** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 8:43 pm

scuzzphut wrote:look, I'm going to mention the Beautiful South again, in the hope that someone will ratify that they are, indeed, the most hateful bunch of pretentious gits on the planet, bar none.

or is it just me ?

Maybe noone else can be bothered to state the obvious

Yes, they make me want to gag too

donkey tugger · Post by **donkey tugger** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 8:52 pm

griels wrote:
scuzzphut wrote:look, I'm going to mention the Beautiful South again, in the hope that someone will ratify that they are, indeed, the most hateful bunch of pretentious gits on the planet, bar none.

or is it just me ?
Maybe noone else can be bothered to state the obvious Yes, they make me want to gag too

Come on g;reels, you know, and I know, and I know that you know that it's by Queen, but the question is which one, so much shite to choose from. I'll start by nominating the abomination that is the ultimate cringefest of 'we will rock you'. Sixth form Nerd getting all 'webellious' listening to it whilst having a wank over Margaret Thatcher. Shite mullet dickheads headbanging to it at a school disco. And still, the c**t comes back to haunt me at my beloved Boundary Park, as pre match, groups of schoolgirls do some manner of random dance to said dirge. I hate it. Mercury is already dead. Why could he not take the rest of his poodle permed and mulleted flock with him?

griels · Post by **griels** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 8:55 pm

donkey tugger wrote:
Come on g;reels, you know, and I know, and I know that you know that it's by Queen, but the question is which one, so much shite to choose from. I'll start by nominating the abomination that is the ultimate cringefest of 'we will rock you'. Sixth form Nerd getting all 'webellious' listening to it whilst having a wank over Margaret Thatcher. Shite mullet dickheads headbanging to it at a school disco. And still, the c**t comes back to haunt me at my beloved Boundary Park, as pre match, groups of schoolgirls do some manner of random dance to said dirge. I hate it. Mercury is already dead. Why could he not take the rest of his poodle permed and mulleted flock with him?

Well, yes.

Emerald Tablet · Post by **Emerald Tablet** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 9:00 pm

donkey tugger wrote:
emerald tablet wrote:now heres a classic we all hate

spandau ballet - gold
c**t off, I like that one.

How about that shite Nine inch nails song, some crap about bow down afore the one you serve or summat. Used to hear it everywhere, f**king sinth goth wingnuttery.

even if you like it spandau ballet are still a bunch of yuppy c**ts.

donkey tugger · Post by **donkey tugger** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 9:03 pm

emerald tablet wrote:
donkey tugger wrote:
emerald tablet wrote:now heres a classic we all hate

spandau ballet - gold
c**t off, I like that one.

How about that shite Nine inch nails song, some crap about bow down afore the one you serve or summat. Used to hear it everywhere, f**king sinth goth wingnuttery.
even if you like it spandau ballet are still a bunch of yuppy c**ts.

Well done ramcow, I see you are getting the hang of it.

sweet_trip · Post by **sweet_trip** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 9:03 pm

hard to pin one song...
that "I'm a bitch...' song, anything by Tracy Chapman,

soulkraka · Post by **soulkraka** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 9:05 pm

I forgot the name...its in the music cafe somewhere...

seriously though
1. We built this city Starship
2. I love LA Randy Newman
3. Shiny happy people REM

Warmonger · Post by **Warmonger** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 9:17 pm

I'll stick to my guns and once again declare "Make Em Say UGH" by Master P as the worst song ever. I doubt even TonyVanDam could disagree with me on that one.

Besides that, I don't think anyone is discriminating enough. Sure, most of these songs are pretty bad, but contenders for the worst song of all time?

griels · Post by **griels** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 9:18 pm

Warmonger wrote: Besides that, I don't think anyone is discriminating enough. Sure, most of these songs are pretty bad, but contenders for the worst song of all time?

No. It's fact. "We Will Rock You" has been scientifically proven to be the worst song ever made.

the most terrible song of all time