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Guitarjeff · Post by **Guitarjeff** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 9:18 pm

From a listener's point of view, "Smells Like Teen Spirit".

From a playing it every f**king night point of view, "Brown Eyed Girl".

Jeff

Warmonger · Post by **Warmonger** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 9:20 pm

griels wrote:
Warmonger wrote: Besides that, I don't think anyone is discriminating enough. Sure, most of these songs are pretty bad, but contenders for the worst song of all time?
No. It's fact. "We Will Rock You" has been scientifically proven to be the worst song ever made.

Well, I didn't say there weren't a few songs that actually fit the criteria.

tkmattson · Post by **tkmattson** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 9:24 pm

Somebody already pick "The Macarana"?

John Vulich · Post by **John Vulich** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 9:26 pm

The Ketchup Song.

patroon · Post by **patroon** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 9:42 pm

let's not exclude Bette Middler's "The wind beneath my wings" or the Stench beneath my Armpits!

Stupid American Pig · Post by **Stupid American Pig** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 9:53 pm

patroon wrote:let's not exclude Bette Middler's "The wind beneath my wings" or the Stench beneath my Armpits!

I always thought that should be in a maxipad commercial... new always with wings...

Improv · Post by **Improv** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 9:56 pm

patroon wrote:let's not exclude Bette Middler's "The wind beneath my wings" or the Stench beneath my Armpits!

Anything by Barry Manilow, 'Having My Baby' by Mac Davis (?)

Also anything that becomes a standard at weddings!

You know that Rod Stewart is way past his prime when little old ladies start asking for 'Hot Legs'

Improv · Post by **Improv** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 10:09 pm

S_A_P® wrote: It just blows my mind that Paul McCartney has written some of the absolute best and worst songs that ever existed. when hes on hes on, and when hes not he is REALLY off.

That's why Lennon and McCartney were so good together-they balanced off each others excesses. McCartney countered Lennon's
pedantic political rants and Lennon countered McCartney's tendency towards cloying sweetness and vapididy.

'Oi! Cut the crap Mac! Time to write a real song!'

Sir Paul's 'Silly Love Songs' or whatever it's called ranks right up there with the worst!

mandolarian · Post by **mandolarian** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 10:10 pm

I agree with 99.9% so far. Are we KVRites discerning or what?

Can't we just make it the worst 1000 list? Oh, wait maybe that's not enough.

My top ten pick would be: Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round The Ole Oak Tree by Tony Orlando and Dawn

I feel so cheap just mentioning it...

ians · Post by **ians** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 10:12 pm

Anything by the bloke who busks in Windsor high street (U.K, the one with the castle), He plays all his own materials and sells his own cd called, get this,
' Tortured Genius, Dancing Fool'. He be f**cking tortured if I ever get my hands on him!!

Improv · Post by **Improv** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 10:15 pm

mandolarian wrote: My top ten pick would be: Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round The Ole Oak Tree by Tony Orlando and Dawn

Anything by TO and D.

Also Terry Jacks 'Seasons in the Sun' Arrrggg!

Wicker Man · Post by **Wicker Man** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 10:21 pm

Ebony & Ivory by McCartney & Wonder

If no one has mentioned this already then I win...

mikejade · Post by **mikejade** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 10:23 pm

Anything by Scooter.

scuzzphut · Post by **scuzzphut** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 10:24 pm

oooooh Wicker Man's sig pic is *excellent*

farlukar · Post by **farlukar** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 10:25 pm

I'd like to repeat my post from this thread:

dragostea din tei!

the most terrible song of all time