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lotus2035 · Post by **lotus2035** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:19 am

...speaking of the LHC:

the first attempt to circulate a beam through the entire LHC is scheduled for 10 September 2008, and the first high-energy collisions are planned to take place after the LHC is officially unveiled, on 21 October 2008.

..looks like I might get that nuclear bunker finished after all..

Funkybot's Evil Twin · Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:43 am

lotus2035 wrote:...speaking of the LHC:

the first attempt to circulate a beam through the entire LHC is scheduled for 10 September 2008, and the first high-energy collisions are planned to take place after the LHC is officially unveiled, on 21 October 2008.
..looks like I might get that nuclear bunker finished after all..

That still won't protect you from the black holes the LHC is guaranteed to create.

Yep, I'm guaranteeing it.

I've already started running up my credit cards in anticipation of the end of the world next month.

egbert · Post by **egbert** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:07 am

Funkybot's Evil Twin wrote:That still won't protect you from the black holes the LHC is guaranteed to create.

Yep, I'm guaranteeing it.

I've already started running up my credit cards in anticipation of the end of the world next month.

Oh come on - it's nothing a little heavy guage aluminium foil lining for your hat won't fix.

People foolish enough to be anticipating reproductive activity between now and Armageddon might want to shove a bit of lead sheet down their boxers as well.

Remember guys, Dubya still has his finger on the button till Jan 20, 2009. Warships are massing off Georgia and Cuba. You think Cheney will let a chance go by?

Funkybot's Evil Twin · Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:27 am

egbert wrote:
Funkybot's Evil Twin wrote:That still won't protect you from the black holes the LHC is guaranteed to create.

Yep, I'm guaranteeing it.

I've already started running up my credit cards in anticipation of the end of the world next month.
Oh come on - it's nothing a little heavy guage aluminium foil lining for your hat won't fix.

People foolish enough to be anticipating reproductive activity between now and Armageddon might want to shove a bit of lead sheet down their boxers as well.

Remember guys, Dubya still has his finger on the button till Jan 20, 2009. Warships are massing off Georgia and Cuba. You think Cheney will let a chance go by?

The thing I don't get is: how is the world supposed to end on Wednseday (due to LHC), then again in October (also due to LHC), then again on December 21 2012, then again during the rapture?

I'm starting to think I shouldn't have bought that UAD2 carde after all.

bduffy · Post by **bduffy** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:43 am

I'm thinking now is time to upgrade. To support our troops, of course.

egbert · Post by **egbert** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:01 am

bduffy wrote:I'm thinking now is time to upgrade. To support our troops, of course.

Word on the street is that John Wayne Bobbitt is doing the same thing.

egbert · Post by **egbert** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:27 am

Apparently this Hardon Kaleida thingummyjig could have theological implications.

Looks somehow strangely reminiscent of a <ahem> starfish. ...

blortblort · Post by **blortblort** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:48 am

egbert wrote:Apparently this Hardon Kaleida thingummyjig could have theological implications.
Looks somehow strangely reminiscent of a <ahem> starfish. ...

man...first it's the taco bell volcano taco....now this?

I think all the pieces are finally starting to fall together

bduffy · Post by **bduffy** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:07 am

Now there's a GUI!

egbert · Post by **egbert** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:09 am

Good God!

This kind of sex education by stealth won't be happening when Sarah is VP. It will be Moose Taco or nothing!

druid · Post by **druid** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:14 am

egbert wrote:Apparently this Hardon Kaleida thingummyjig could have theological implications.
Looks somehow strangely reminiscent of a <ahem> starfish. ...

Looks strangely to me like a .. Mycon starship! .. for any of those who have played Star Control.

egbert · Post by **egbert** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:22 am

druid wrote:
egbert wrote:Apparently this Hardon Kaleida thingummyjig could have theological implications.
Looks somehow strangely reminiscent of a <ahem> starfish. ...
Looks strangely to me like a .. Mycon starship! .. for any of those who have played Star Control.

That little guy in the foreground is reciting the Vincent Price monologue from Welcome to my Nightmare.

Here on

And here, my prize, the Black

Widow. Isn't she lovely?.. and so deadly. Her kiss is

fifteen times as poisonous as that of the rattlesnake.

You see her venom is highly neurotoxic, which is to say

that it attacks the central nervous system causing

intense pain, profuse sweating, difficulty in

breathing, loss of consciousness, violent convulsions

and, finally.. death. You know what I think I love the

most about her is her inborn need to dominate,

possess. In fact, immediately after the consummation

of her marriage to the smaller and weaker male of the

species she kills and eats him - *laugh* oh, she is

delicious.. and I hope he was! Such power and dignity

- unhampered by sentiment. If I may put forward a

slice of personal philosophy, I feel that man has ruled

this world as a stumbling dimented child-king long

enough! And as his empire crumbles, my precious Black

Widow shall rise as his most fitting successor!

Optomadic · Post by **Optomadic** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:17 am

blortblort wrote:
egbert wrote:Apparently this Hardon Kaleida thingummyjig could have theological implications.
Looks somehow strangely reminiscent of a <ahem> starfish. ...
man...first it's the taco bell volcano taco....now this?
I think all the pieces are finally starting to fall together

Isnt that the fun toy that puts wonderous black holes in the middle of the earth YEAY!

Igro · Post by **Igro** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:24 am

Optomadic wrote:
blortblort wrote:
egbert wrote:Apparently this Hardon Kaleida thingummyjig could have theological implications.
Looks somehow strangely reminiscent of a <ahem> starfish. ...
man...first it's the taco bell volcano taco....now this?
I think all the pieces are finally starting to fall together
Isnt that the fun toy that puts wonderous black holes in the middle of the earth YEAY!

Exactly this little baby under Zeneva city. Or not...?

CaptainMARC · Post by **CaptainMARC** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:28 am

But is there a VST version? Or is it only standalone?

New TLS website - new compressors deceased!