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flex42 · Post by **flex42** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 6:46 pm

anyone know what happened to the tv show "let's hunt and kill michael bolton"? or was bill hicks joking about that?

Voidoid Surrealist · Post by **Voidoid Surrealist** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 7:11 pm

Don't forget about it's prequel, "Let's Hunt and Kill Billy Ray Cyrus"!

And I don't want to give any surprises away, but the first one we hunt and kill on that show is Markie Mark, because his pants keep falling around his ankles and he can't run away...

hello1234 · Post by **hello1234** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 8:11 pm

ross g wrote:the worst crap i think i ever saw was "IT" performing "sitting on the dock of the bay" a few years ago, with an acoustic guitar, on Jay Leno...the original was so laid back soulful and such, MB is SCREAMING the fkucing thing as if he was displying "emotion"...absolutly, hands down, worst crap ever...

rg

and it just so happens that last night he was on leno doing georgia.

eeeewwwwwww.

Hovmod · Post by **Hovmod** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 8:15 pm

Notlob?

The Chase · Post by **The Chase** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:53 pm

haha he threatened to kill Conan O'brien

VitaminD · Post by **VitaminD** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:57 pm

eyeknow666 wrote:I made the mistake of watching leno.

first mistake.

Yagushi · Post by **Yagushi** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 6:08 am

Finbar Saunders wrote:Can you imagine Michael Bolton and Kenny G performing together..?

Bunnyboy wrote:anally??

munchkin · Post by **munchkin** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 6:23 am

Has Bolton still got his hair? That mane of his was glued on back in the 80's. God help him now. He probably has more hair on his arse.

Picture that...

TotcProductions · Post by **TotcProductions** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 6:25 am

Finbar Saunders wrote:Can you imagine Michael Bolton and Kenny G performing together..?

lol, i think you'd need to clean ALOT of hair out of the sinks in their dressing rooms should such a thing happen. The real star there would be the plummer.

peace!

Morgaxx · Post by **Morgaxx** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 4:28 pm

Get Meatloaf and Celine Dion in there as well and then we'd have a very powerful performance...

munchkin · Post by **munchkin** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 4:37 pm

Morgaxx wrote:Get Meatloaf and Celine Dion in there as well and then we'd have a very powerful performance...

...and don't forget to invite Bonnie Tyler...

Hewitt Huntwork · Post by **Hewitt Huntwork** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 4:56 pm

munchkin wrote:
Morgaxx wrote:Get Meatloaf and Celine Dion in there as well and then we'd have a very powerful performance...

...and don't forget to invite Bonnie Tyler...

Are you guys trying to implicate Jim Steinman? Don't make me defend him! Bolton is the enemy here.

Steve Newton · Post by **Steve Newton** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 6:56 pm

flex42 wrote:anyone know what happened to the tv show "let's hunt and kill michael bolton"? or was bill hicks joking about that?

I think he died before they could do the pilot episode.

HHaynes · Post by **HHaynes** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 7:10 pm

Finbar Saunders wrote:Can you imagine Michael Bolton and Kenny G performing together..?

...with John Tesh at the keyboard... anally...

emdot_ambient · Post by **emdot_ambient** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 7:15 pm

HHaynes wrote:
Finbar Saunders wrote:Can you imagine Michael Bolton and Kenny G performing together..?
...with John Tesh at the keyboard... anally...

And Yanni leading a 1,966 piece orchestra (all playing the same melody in unison, 'cause you can't make things too complicated for his audience).

Say, that reminds me . . . Bob 'Bobcat' Goldthwait once said that he was backstage at a concert while Michael Bolton was on stage. He went on to say, "What I'm trying to say is, I had a really clear shot at the back of his head and I didn't take it. I'm gonna' hate myself for the rest of my life!"

OMG! MICHAEL BOLTON!