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Hink · Post by **Hink** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 5:28 am

herodotus wrote:
Hink wrote:
herodotus wrote:Hey, could we stop it with the drummer jokes already?
no cause drummers are the best reason I can think of not to be in a band...

guitarists, can't live with em, can't sing with em, can't even turn their volume down. And it is still illegal to shoot them in Minnesota.

Not fair

birrbits · Post by **birrbits** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 5:37 am

Note to self: Cancel Minnesota tour dates

Yagushi · Post by **Yagushi** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 5:43 am

herodotus wrote:...petty ego petting in dank rooms that smell like beer and urine...

Sounds great! Where do I sign up?

herodotus · Post by **herodotus** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 5:59 am

birrbits wrote:Note to self: Cancel Minnesota tour dates

No, no, no!

I love guitarists in other peoples bands.

Its just that when I am trying to sing live through a crap monitor while drumming, and that guitar amp is soooo damn loud in my ear.....well its easy to be bitter about such experiences.

duncanparsons · Post by **duncanparsons** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:03 am

No drummer jokes? I can live with that

How do you know when there's a guitarist at the door?
The knocking gets louder and louder and louder and louder and...

How do you know when there's a singer at the door?
They're never quite sure which key is right.

How do you know when a keyboard player is at the door?
They're never quite certain when to come in.

DSP

larsby · Post by **larsby** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:33 am

duncan, no base player joke?

herodotus · Post by **herodotus** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:59 am

larsby wrote:duncan, no base player joke?

I'll oblige.

"What did the bass player say when he walked up to the mike?"

"Would you like fries with that, sir?"

duncanparsons · Post by **duncanparsons** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:10 am

ta john! I didn't know one, and couldn't think of anything to fit that theme quickly..

Any takers for wind instrument jokes?

I used to like the first releases of sfz with the musician jokes, it was a shame that rene took them out, but he said he just found them on the net..

DSP

larsby · Post by **larsby** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:32 am

quick google gave up this:

http://www.mit.edu/people/jcb/jokes/

duncanparsons · Post by **duncanparsons** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:37 am

class

DSP

P.T. · Post by **P.T.** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:54 am

Musicians are wankers. Get some suits to play in your band.
They can also do the accounting and investing for you when you hit the big time.

Sascha Franck · Post by **Sascha Franck** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 10:38 am

So you want a silent guitar player, herodotus? Just place a piece of sheet music in front of him/her.
And no, that's no musicians joke but the truth.

duncanparsons · Post by **duncanparsons** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 10:52 am

you need a hand scoring then Sascha

DSP

t-willy · Post by **t-willy** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:44 am

thanks guys, good stuff here

just frustrated

lates

t-willy

farlukar · Post by **farlukar** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:48 am

duncanparsons wrote:Any takers for wind instrument jokes?

Nahhh... wind instrument jokes blow.

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