I bought Miroslav Philharmonik from the Marketplace at the weekend so this was the ideal chance to try it out
All done in one day, ran out of time at the end and would have liked to have done a better arrangement, but I'm happy enough to submit it as it is
The Wedding Warning
https://soundcloud.com/docjon/the-wedding-warning
Cubase 6.5
Miroslav Philharmonik
Some vocals
The Wedding Warning
Will you love her when she's ageing
And her looks not so engaging
And she isn't quite the same as when you wed
Will you think it doesn't matter
When she gets a little fatter
And it's hard to fit the both of you in bed
All those things you were enjoying
That you now just find annoying
And instead of trying to hug you
She's forever trying to bug you
You might think her like no other
But she'll turn into her mother!
Is that really what you hope
It will be like inside your head?
Will you love him when he's older
And the romance has grown colder
And the months go by without a single kiss
He will never bring you flowers
He'll go down the pub for hours
And he'll come home late and smell of beer and piss
Oh, the farting and the snoring!
Once was funny, now it's boring
And his nose and ears get hairy
'Til he's physically quite scary
And you'll tire of the confessions
Of his many indiscretions
So please ask yourself now
"Do you really want a life like this?"
If I join you now in marriage
You're committed to your fate
Say goodbye to all your hobbies
Say goodbye to all your mates
Say hello to dull monotony
Hello to ball and chain
Say goodbye to all your freedom
'Cos you won't see that again
You may think I'm trying to scare you
With this dreadful marriage curse
But I'm trying to prepare you
It's for better or for worse
You will sacrifice your soul until
You're wretched through and through
And ask yourself "Do you really think
They'd do the same for you?"
Hope you enjoy it!
Jon
