November Contest: Gossip

[vespers75]

@vespers75: Any chance of some lyrics?

Sure! This is my "pissed off anthem" towards promiscuous women who use people:

Bitter Seed

The only job that you could ever keep
is on your back or down on your knees
for a price you will spread your legs
and then you open up yourself to disease
tight clothes and innocent eyes
its all a nightly part of your routine
everytime that you look at a man
you just see an ATM machine

f**k this world full of cheap-ass whores
where the flesh means nothing
Parasites that have no souls
as they swallow bitter seed

Give birth to a bastard child
its just another fuckin' mouth to feed
you will sleep with almost anyone
and you should never be allowed to breed
your words mean nothing to me
'cause I know where the hell you've been
trading ass for material things
as the lies dry upon your chin

f**k this world full of cheap-ass whores
where the flesh means nothing
Parasites that have no souls
as they swallow bitter seed

f**k this world full of cheap-ass whores
where the flesh means nothing
Parasites that have no souls
as they swallow bitter seed

[Max el Belga]

Mad cows and Pumpernickel bread ! Some times the gossip takes a strange turn...

...A "paper mache vagina"...

I guess my song won't shock too much this month...

See ya, crazy bunch ,

Max... .. .

[folderol]

Back again with a few more thoughts.

robojam piece of meat
Actually I rather enjoyed this, so as far as the theme is concerned I guess that's a fail
Nice touch with the piggies at the end

mrblitz000 Angry Surf
Very strange. Lot's going on, mostly quite disconnected. I would certainly find this irritating if I heard it on a regular basis.

LauraMichelJarre WhoDoIHaveToSleepWithToGetOutOfThisShow
Well OK, the title annoyed me right from the start. Kept wanting to word-wrap badly. However, this is an astonishingly good piece of scissor-work.

Farlukar Lotted
Much too good. I really enjoyed this. Very hypnotic. Can you imagine what it would be like listening to this under the influence of certain {cough} awareness enhancers {cough} ?

vespers75 BItterSeed
Hmm, Mr Dalek meet Darth Vader. Lots of anger in the song but it doesn't make me annoyed.

[robogone]

@robojam: Is that scream from freesound.org?

Yep, there's about 5 FX samples on there from that site.

[vespers75]

Lots of anger in the song but it doesn't make me annoyed.

Indeed, I went with this approach:

"OK I've had it!
Enough of the wishy washy melodies
Enough of the trite little harmonies


Make a song that shows me some anger!
Make some raging music!
Make it Bold!
Make It Loud!
I want to hear some deviate behavior!"

Aside from a possible interpretation of the theme title, it didn't say anything about annoying the listeners.

[D.H. Miltz]

Aside from a possible interpretation of the theme title, it didn't say anything about annoying the listeners.

(Just to note that the interpretation wasn't out of the blue.) From the October gossip thread:

For a second I was under impression that the new task it to piss off the listener, that would be fun. But from further reading it turns out more like to write a song which sounds like the author was angry, do I get it right? So maybe it should be more like "I am pissed off"?

either/or.....take your pick

(Incidentally, tracking that down brought to light a minor inconvenience of the early theme announcement, in that the November contest was being discussed in the October thread, so people who haven't read that thread will have missed some discussion. Quite minor, really, but I thought I'd mention it.)

@vespers75: Thanks for posting the lyrics.

[vespers75]

@vespers75: Thanks for posting the lyrics.

Sure man, no problem.

Thanks for posting about the October gossip...now I see where the differing interpretations are coming into play.

[folderol]

Ah yes! I missed that too

[D.H. Miltz]

tomg, your entry is twenty-nine seconds too long.

However: [from the rules in the submission thread]
"no resubmissions without permission from the moderator, INCLUDING for time-overage correction. PM me [Scoops] for permission!"

[Max el Belga]

The last days I woke up with a rigor mortis in extremis !
The wife has got me to work again. My mind accepted the fact but my body kept on protesting !
Every day I managed to open my song in Logic, but that was as far as I got...

Yesterday night I did something though, if I remember well.
Vaguely I recall adding some cussing stuff, 'cose the song was too clean.

BTW, it surprises me that by now no paper mache dick has appeared in the gossip.

Cheers,

Max... .. .

[Zombie Queen]

there you go...

[S.HUSH]

there you go...

Nope. That's a paper mache bush.

[Zombie Queen]

You should know better, you live there.

[S.HUSH]

no one here can do

Not even the feaster bunny?

Hah....that was just a joke submission. It rocks a tad yes but I could do better if I had a real drum set and some place where I can yell and growl in full force.

I'm with Laura that a death metal song will probably win; death metal/industrial.

Then i guess no one will win since no one here can do death metal/industrial. Or at least they can't do it right.

Really, eh? Hah.

Yeah really. The drums are weak, the vocals are so-so (prefer the lower tone to the higher one) and the overall song isn't that great IMVHO. *BUT*, it's a metal tune so cheers for that

...and dismiss my opinion as just that. I'm really picky with metal to the point I even dislike the metal stuff I do on my lappie, so it's nothing personal. As I stated above, I feel a real drum set with that human touch and powerful vocals are the key ingredients for a good hard satanic blood bath metal tune. That and a mic'd VHT cabinet using 421s

[S.HUSH]

You should know better, you live there.

I obviously wasn't paying attention. I just quickly glanced at the image with the sign "Bush step down" being prominent.


.....and yes, Dick is a dick