That's sooooo cute
God bless the internet ... the internet and boobs
WatchTheGuitar wrote: Mon Jun 15, 2020 5:59 pm The first time I laughed myself sick I was about three years old and there was a wildlife documentary showing Booby birds all sitting next to each other over this cliff face with their fish catches in front of them and then they all left their own fish alone and started leaning over their neighbours and stealing each other's fish. I found the concept so hilarious I vommed.
Soulbuddy
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you had sex with her didnt youDirtgrain wrote: Mon Jun 15, 2020 7:08 pmMaybe NSFW:
Uh, at a biker rally outside Gettysburg maybe 15 years ago, there was a wet t-shirt contest. Some ladies broke the rules and took their shirts off. Something horrible happened. An old, shriveled up, leather-leather skinned biker granny got on stage. She flipped up her shirt to reveal inflated, boob-job kabobs. They were fake and white and baloony, but with the implants, the skin of them was stretched smooth in contrast with the cigarette-stain colored shrivel skin surrounding them. It was a horrid thing to see, and I am still traumatized.
Dirtgrain wrote: Mon Jun 15, 2020 7:08 pmMaybe NSFW:
Uh, at a biker rally outside Gettysburg maybe 15 years ago, there was a wet t-shirt contest. Some ladies broke the rules and took their shirts off. Something horrible happened. An old, shriveled up, leather-skinned biker granny got on stage. She flipped up her shirt to reveal inflated, boob-job kabobs. They were fake and white and baloony, but with the implants, the skin of them was stretched smooth in contrast with the cigarette-stain colored shrivel skin surrounding them. It was a horrid thing to see, and I am still traumatized.
Bikers need airbags tooDirtgrain wrote: Mon Jun 15, 2020 7:08 pm ... leather-skinned biker granny got on stage. She flipped up her shirt to reveal inflated, boob-job kabobs. They were fake and white and baloony, but with the implants, the skin of them was stretched smooth in contrast with the cigarette-stain colored shrivel skin surrounding them. It was a horrid thing to see, and I am still traumatized.
audiot wrote: Mon Jun 15, 2020 7:29 pmBikers need airbags tooDirtgrain wrote: Mon Jun 15, 2020 7:08 pm ... leather-skinned biker granny got on stage. She flipped up her shirt to reveal inflated, boob-job kabobs. They were fake and white and baloony, but with the implants, the skin of them was stretched smooth in contrast with the cigarette-stain colored shrivel skin surrounding them. It was a horrid thing to see, and I am still traumatized.Okay we should stop here ... i'm getting horny
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audiot wrote: Mon Jun 15, 2020 7:29 pmBikers need airbags tooDirtgrain wrote: Mon Jun 15, 2020 7:08 pm ... leather-skinned biker granny got on stage. She flipped up her shirt to reveal inflated, boob-job kabobs. They were fake and white and baloony, but with the implants, the skin of them was stretched smooth in contrast with the cigarette-stain colored shrivel skin surrounding them. It was a horrid thing to see, and I am still traumatized.Okay we should stop here ... i'm getting horny
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Thank you! That helped! There's no better turning-off for inappropriate situations than party house music ... and especially that song. BTW why dont we have a puke-smiley here at kvrCalenberger wrote: Mon Jun 15, 2020 7:38 pmaudiot wrote: Mon Jun 15, 2020 7:29 pmBikers need airbags tooDirtgrain wrote: Mon Jun 15, 2020 7:08 pm ... leather-skinned biker granny got on stage. She flipped up her shirt to reveal inflated, boob-job kabobs. They were fake and white and baloony, but with the implants, the skin of them was stretched smooth in contrast with the cigarette-stain colored shrivel skin surrounding them. It was a horrid thing to see, and I am still traumatized.Okay we should stop here ... i'm getting horny
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