Open letter of advice to Bitwig

[el-bo (formerly ebow)]

aaaand noooow, a chaaaange is due
i need to maaake a big deciiiii-sion
app-llllle, has dropped the ball
spends all it's time updating iiii-phoooooones
iiiii neeeeeed, to write more choons
but now that logic will get no uup-daaaaaaates
iii need a sub-sti-tute, i need some biiiiiiiiiiit-wiiiiiiiiig

daaaaw's, i've had a few
but not as manyyyy as others've seemed to
there was reaper, and cubase too
and all that time i spent with pro-toooooools
i neeeeed sta-bi-lity
but also like a pretty guuuuiiiiiyyyyy (gui)
it kiiiiiiinda looks like 'live'
but i need my biiiiiiiiit-wiiiiiiig

yes there were tiiiiiimes, i thought that i
would ditch my mac, get a p.c
but then i heeeeeard, i heard the news
bitwig was mac, and linux tooooo
it sounds so greeeeeat, and so i'll waaaaaaait
i need my biiiiiiiiiiiiiit-wiiiiiiiiiiiig

iiiii've loooooved, i've laughed and cried
at all the threeeeads i've read on four rooms (y'know, like four candles)
and noooow as tears subsiiiiide, i find that bitttttttwig's still in beta
i need to hedge my bets
might put more time to learning rea-peeeer
but in all sin-cer-ityyyyyy
i want my biiiiiiiiiit-wiiiiiiiiig

for what is a man, what has he got ?
if not his daaaaaw, then he has naught
to write the chooooons he truly feels
instead of begging at bitwigs heels
might sound contriiiiived, but i'll go with liiiiiiiiiiiive


it's too late for biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit-wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig

[vurt]

[ZenPunkHippy]

Damn this thread, it's like crack!

[mellotronaut]

holy roller! what's going on here?

sounds like a Virus? No, sounds like Bitwig.

[el-bo (formerly ebow)]

Damn this thread, it's like crack!

i know, but we'd be in real trouble if it was like cake

[mellotronaut]

[robogone]

i know, but we'll be in real trouble if it becomes like cake

[el-bo (formerly ebow)]

i know, but we'll be in real trouble if it becomes like cake

worth watching the whole episode, or whole series...better still, get hold of everything chris morris has done

[bk]

Wow. I read the first 2 pages of this thread when it was started, but had largely ignored it since then...what a mistake!

Some of these are wonderfully creative. Made the mistake of reading some of them while sipping coffee. Bad idea!

[vurt]

i know, but we'll be in real trouble if it becomes like cake

worth watching the whole episode, or whole series...better still, get hold of everything chris morris has done

jam isone ofthe weirdest things ive ever actually seen on tv.
some surreal shit!

[el-bo (formerly ebow)]

i know, but we'll be in real trouble if it becomes like cake

worth watching the whole episode, or whole series...better still, get hold of everything chris morris has done

jam isone ofthe weirdest things ive ever actually seen on tv.
some surreal shit!

yeah, it's a tough watch although not as tough as 'jaaaaam' which is like the 'dubplate'/ambient remix version...seriously effed up

'the day today' and 'brass eye' (also 'on the hour' radio show) are much more accessible

do really love the intro monologues from 'blue jam' radio show

[debra1rlo]

the threads are alive!
with the sound of Bitwig!
a host we have waited for
a thousand years!
my life is devoted
to the sound of Bitwig
my beatz gonna be so phat
you'll be in tears!

My heart wants to beat like the wigs of the bits
That rise from the channel to the vst's
My heart wants to boom like a bass that's squashed
From a limiter that's free

I have 50 bucks
for the sound of bitwig
i would like my host cheap
and FR's appeased

my heart longs for the sound
yea, the sound of bitwig
but will it ever
be released??

[vurt]

snoop dogg(lion or whatever he is these days) is using "bizzle wizzle" on his next album.
true story. possibly.

[Meffy]

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[debra1rlo]