KVR Audio

Ghostwave · Post by **Ghostwave** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 8:29 am

If you can play a thousand notes in one second on your keyboard, you'll instantly grow a white goatee.

VariKusBrainZ · Post by **VariKusBrainZ** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 8:54 am

Gearslutz has more informed and emotionally mature members than Kvr

VariKusBrainZ · Post by **VariKusBrainZ** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:04 am

Dr Dre invented the Illuminati so he could subliminally advertise his range of 'Dre Brella' umbrellas

Sendy · Post by **Sendy** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:14 am

The most common oscillator waveform for subtractive synthesis got it's name because of the dental pain it causes at moderate SPL. It's more nerdy brother, the square wave, is so called because it never goes to parties, preferring instead to stay in and play old video games.

VariKusBrainZ · Post by **VariKusBrainZ** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 10:23 am

Karten wrote:If you can play a thousand notes in one second on your keyboard, you'll instantly grow a white goatee.

But of you can play 2000 you also lose the need for scalp hair and gain wizard status

Numanoid · Post by **Numanoid** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 10:40 am

Brian Peter George St John Le Baptiste de la Salle Eno real name is actually Tony Woodcock

Ghostwave · Post by **Ghostwave** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 10:57 am

You'll get many tracks finished by reading and posting in music forums.

Mushy Mushy · Post by **Mushy Mushy** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 10:59 am

Karten wrote:You'll get many tracks finished by reading and posting in music forums.

They're also a proven cure for GAS.

The_Hidden_Goose · Post by **The_Hidden_Goose** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 11:06 am

All of Brian Eno's productions for other people in the last 20 years sound completely different to each other.

ZentralmassivSound · Post by **ZentralmassivSound** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 11:56 am

Next generation after digital audio will be quantum audio.

FarleyCZ · Post by **FarleyCZ** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 12:06 pm

The drop is the most important part of any track. Any style not containing it is lame and old.

bibz1st · Post by **bibz1st** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 12:37 pm

el-bo (formerly ebow) wrote:elton john prefers free plugins

On the contrary, I heard he likes anything, butt plug ins

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 1:36 pm

music began and ended when the beatles recorded sgt peppers lonely hearts club band. everything else is just meaningless noise.

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 1:37 pm

green day not only invented punk but are the best punk band ever in the universe.

thecontrolcentre · Post by **thecontrolcentre** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 1:40 pm

Kanye West discovered Paul McCartney ...

Let's spread some musical misinformation