The VSTi That I Would Pay $1,000 For

[elxsound]

i know in the 70s they where predicting rocket boots and jet packs for all, flying cars and robot slaves in every home.
by the year 2000

tomorrows world my arse, we not even wearing tin foil track suits

Pfff... speak for yourself. I wear mine everywhere and I look damn good wearing it.

Looking fine ...

Needs a hat to go with it;

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Not trying to get to get this moved to hyde Park, but that looks very similar to trump’s hair if you remove the points.

I think we may have an entirely new conspiracy theory to run with.

[vurt]

where does the law stand with using siri samples at the minute?
although, im not sure what questions youd ask to get her to sing back your lyrics?
shes more independent than that, finds her own way.

[elxsound]

where does the law stand with using siri samples at the minute?
although, im not sure what questions youd ask to get her to sing back your lyrics?
shes more independent than that, finds her own way.

Non commercial use is permissible

[Examigan]

I am not a guitar player. but I wish I could automatically play like Joe Satriani or Jimmy Page...actually...not!

I think the best you can do is to get certain notes sampled, but that's about it. You need your own style and sound to make your own music. The same goes for the voice. It is the artist's rendering of the performance that makes it great, not a sampled re-mix.

[el-bo (formerly ebow)]

is that for your jimmy saville Halloween costume?

JS: Now then now then, guys and girls (Jingle Jangle Jewelry. Lovely lovely lovely); What have we, here? I have a letter, here, from a young lad: Dear Jim, I'm a musician who can't sing and I hate people. Please could you fix it for me to have a plugin that'll do all the singing for me? Well! How's about that, then?

[vurt]

well, that could get messy...

[el-bo (formerly ebow)]

well, that could get messy...

[Wavetone]

I'd pay 1k for a vst if it makes tunez on it's own and send them to labels, contacting a&r's and do features with justin biebers and Mileys... oh yeah almost forgot, the vst should be damn good at mining Bitcoins and make even better sandwiches.

[elxsound]

In all fairness, he is not asking it to do the work for him but instead is wishing for a plugin that could be worked with to get good vocal results without using real life singers.

Think of it like using an orchestral library... which requires lots of work to make sound good.

[wagtunes]

In all fairness, he is not asking it to do the work for him but instead is wishing for a plugin that could be worked with to get good vocal results without using real life singers.

Think of it like using an orchestral library... which requires lots of work to make sound good.

Please, stop making sense. All the haters here are just going to get on your case too. The farther you distance yourself from me, the better off you'll be.

[jancivil]

is that for your jimmy saville Halloween costume?

JS: Now then now then, guys and girls (Jingle Jangle Jewelry. Lovely lovely lovely); What have we, here? I have a letter, here, from a young lad: Dear Jim, I'm a musician who can't sing and I hate people. Please could you fix it for me to have a plugin that'll do all the singing for me? Well! How's about that, then?

[jancivil]

In all fairness, he is not asking it to do the work for him but instead is wishing for a plugin that could be worked with to get good vocal results without using real life singers.

In fact, we saw:

You sing into a mic. The audio then goes through the VST and converts YOUR voice into any singer's voice you want it to sound like and perfectly on key. So, you could sound like Sinatra, Bon Jovi, Meatloaf, Cher, anybody you can think of.

Now it's been 'splained to the idiots who don't agree with the desirability of this monstrosity as merely requiring it for "good vocal results".

fortunately for whatever remains of civilization, this isn't going to happen. And if one doesn't even begin to see the problem, the ramifications, it's not for me to explain that.

[thecontrolcentre]

Not trying to get to get this moved to hyde Park, but that looks very similar to trump’s hair if you remove the points.

I think we may have an entirely new conspiracy theory to run with.

[wagtunes]

is that for your jimmy saville Halloween costume?

JS: Now then now then, guys and girls (Jingle Jangle Jewelry. Lovely lovely lovely); What have we, here? I have a letter, here, from a young lad: Dear Jim, I'm a musician who can't sing and I hate people. Please could you fix it for me to have a plugin that'll do all the singing for me? Well! How's about that, then?

Dear Jim, I'm a musician who can't play violin, viola, cello, bass, French horn, tuba, flute, saxophone, trumpet or harp. Please could you fix it for me to have a plugin that'll allow me to sound like a whole orchestra?

Like I said, hypocrites.

[thecontrolcentre]

Dear Jim, I'm a musician who can't play violin, viola, cello, bass, French horn, tuba, flute, saxophone, trumpet or harp. Please could you fix it for me to have a plugin that'll allow me to sound like a whole orchestra?

Like I said, hypocrites.

Who are you calling a hypocrite? Please be specific.