Can you say that three times really quickly?
I love it. If only I had another lifetime to devote to grapling the genius of your half-page posts!
But you seemed to be having so much fun with your own half-page posts.
Were I seriously to respond in length and kind to your short novel, do you think the issue of music piracy would ever be likely to be seen again?
Yes.
Sadly, because you're, well, you, anything I wrote would too likely only be stuffed down your holy cannon in preparation for return fire.
Well you were either going to say that, or something equally lame if I didnt.
Are you really jammed so far up your own hole that you fail to recognise your preference for debating fouls to issues?
Says the man who thinks its more important to debate the relevance of 'archaic language'.
Thank you for again correcting my post as though it were a homework assignment.
You're welcome.
As you know, this is what most people hope will happen to their posts.
Sometimes, I belive that may be so.
And yes, my dear Watson, after blowing your hole for three paragraphs about God-knows-what, I meant the word "quoth".
One word is 'utterly ostentatious' is it. My, you are having to dig deep, aren't you.an utterly ostentatious practice of using some crap archaic form of language long dead..
If it's any consolation, I thought you did a fantastic job of making a comedic ass of yourself anyhow.
And you seem such a humourless c**t.

