World's Ugliest Synths?

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I like the design of some of these synths.

The Roland SH-32 is butt-ugly in a hospital-equipment kind of way. But it doesn't sound ugly at all.

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From Vintage synth:
The Con Brio ADS 200 can be considered one of those rare Holy Grail pieces of vintage synth technology. Released in 1980, the ADS (Advanced Digital Synthesizer) 200 was well ahead of its time - yet only two were reportedly made and at a price tag of $30,000 each!

It had 64 oscillators!!!! Unfortunately there are no demos and the one Youtube video, the guy that has it says: 'The only problem is, I don't remember how to use it!!!!!

The ADS 100 was used to make sound fx for Star Trek.

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This one has to rank pretty high…

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So, why do I really want one? :help:

And, yeah, I know….
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Blame Melbourne Instruments for killing another kitten.

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egbert101 wrote: Fri Aug 11, 2023 1:15 pm Blame Melbourne Instruments for killing another kitten.

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To each their own, I guess. I think it has a cool retro future vibe to it. Like a set piece from Space 1999. :shrug: Sounds like it could have made the soundtrack to it too. :phones:
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Behold: The Korg Prophesy. So very ugly.

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it's like having a gargoyle for a girlfriend
i don't care about her looks
as long as she's functional

not really
ah böwakawa poussé poussé

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on second thought...
yes, really
i gots lots of ugly, cheap, but functional things
ah böwakawa poussé poussé

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harryupbabble wrote: Fri Aug 11, 2023 1:54 pm on second thought...
yes, really
i gots lots of ugly, cheap, but functional things
I personally don’t think any synths are particularly beautiful, and I don’t care. I just want a synth to be clearly laid out and intuitive to use. Someone posted the Nina as being ugly, but it is the most intuitive synthesizer with preset memory that’s ever existed due to its motorized knobs. If I want to look at a beautiful instrument, I’ve got guitars.
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Another ugly released.

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Jazz Franco wrote: Thu Dec 01, 2011 8:47 am
trimph1 wrote:ummmmm....Justin...how could you?

This was the first THING that showed up on that thread

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What were they thinking?? :x :cry: :cry:
I actually like it. It's a drum machine right? And a Yamaha I guess -- but which model?
Yamaha TQ5 and it was actually an FM synth i believe.

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Funny, I don’t remember the TQ5 and it is indeed a hideous gargoyle of a synth, but if I ever see one for sale at a cheap price, it WILL be mine!
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I'll probably get slated for this but it's pretty ugly...something Teletubbies might use.

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kritikon wrote: Mon Aug 14, 2023 9:31 am I'll probably get slated for this but it's pretty ugly...something Teletubbies might use.
I think it’s either ugly in a cool sort of way, or cool in an ugly sort of way… not sure which one, though :shrug:
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Yet another ugly from an aesthetically challenged company:

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