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hao nao · Post by **hao nao** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:33 pm

The Message wrote:
Meffy wrote:Did it sound like this? "You've got mail!"

Meffy
DO NOT MOCK THE MESSAGE

Or the message will destroy you in a firey uprising. The deepest core of your being will be exposed through the burnt flesh of your decaying body. The effervescance will sting the nostils of all who experience your downfall. This will be the smell of the message. You will be martyr for the revolution against the message, but the message will prevail.

You cannot escape. The integral will prevail. Leave your disease behind. Dreams, imagination, fantasy. All dangerous and you must let yourself be free of these diseases.

"The integral will prevail"

I was going to suggest "Mock Not The Message" but I will bow to your superior understanding of timing and placement

so will this replace the previous thing that was universally pervasive yet non-messagy?

garret · Post by **garret** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:36 pm

Meffy wrote:Follow me, for I humbly admit to being the chosen prophet of the one true faith: BENTOISM. We Bentoists worship Japanese Box Lunches.

Meffy

I bow before the mighty Bento Box!

Oh bento, how I love thee. Let me count the ways.

Your tasty tempura, and your delicious dipping sauce. Even the humble potato tastes sublime. And is that sweet potato or carrot, either way I am not worthy.

Your medium-quality sushi and sashimi, made delicious because I can spice you up with real wasabi.

Your smokey terriyaki mystery meat. I think you are chicken, or maybe pigeon. But wonderful you are with such a sauce.

Robert Randolph · Post by **Robert Randolph** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:38 pm

havran wrote:I was going to suggest "Mock Not The Message" but I will bow to your superior understanding of timing and placement

The message does not need extravagent categorization and grammatical sequence to subjugate the bedevilled bloc that desiderates the stagnation of the message.

You have found your place in line. I welcome you to receive the message. Prepare yourself. Place upon your delicate skin the white robes of purity and we shall all begin the journey together.

chagzuki · Post by **chagzuki** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:39 pm

But Message, nutricious as bento is, I can eat 2 of those boxes and still feel hungry. I believe this food was invented when the indigenous people were very little. Could you not create jumbo-sized bento?

Robert Randolph · Post by **Robert Randolph** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:42 pm

chagzuki wrote:But Message, nutricious as bento is, I can eat 2 of those boxes and still feel hungry. I believe this food was invented when the indigenous people were very little. Could you not create jumbo-sized bento?

The message will curtail the need for physical nurishment. You will learn to live off the air and the sun. The message is contained within these entities. Your hunger will be satisfied and your life eternal.

chagzuki · Post by **chagzuki** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:44 pm

I shall follow thy advice, even if I die trying.

snooky · Post by **snooky** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:44 pm

The Message wrote:
chagzuki wrote:But Message, nutricious as bento is, I can eat 2 of those boxes and still feel hungry. I believe this food was invented when the indigenous people were very little. Could you not create jumbo-sized bento?
The message will curtail the need for physical nurishment. You will learn to live off the air and the sun. The message is contained within these entities. Your hunger will be satisfied and your life eternal.

this is getting scary..

KvR turned to a community of prophets.
I thought that I was the only one.

hao nao · Post by **hao nao** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:51 pm

mindless wrote:this is getting scary..

KvR turned to a community of prophets.
I thought that I was the only one.

don't worry about that ... it was foretold in the beforetime that you might believe that ... you'll get over it

peppy197 · Post by **peppy197** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:52 pm

OK I give in this is THE message:

DEEP MESSAGE: The Laplace Transformation yields an algebraic for the transform.

Allen

chagzuki · Post by **chagzuki** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:55 pm

havran wrote:don't worry about that ... it was foretold in the beforetime that you might believe that

Yes, you cannot fight your destiny. If you do, you'll be destined to, er, do badly in life.

SaviorNeeded · Post by **SaviorNeeded** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 12:01 am

Sorry--I only listen to vurt.

Umless you ARE vurt...

Tom

snooky · Post by **snooky** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 12:02 am

chagzuki · Post by **chagzuki** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 12:03 am

Not ovurtly.

peppy197 · Post by **peppy197** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 12:09 am

The message will be heard through the truth monitors of an active nearfiled of yet to be disclosed manufacture, and previously sent to an Equaliser transforming the message into an equalitarian message without prejudice which then is compressed to a limited number of whole numbered Fourier Transform equation to be universally understood by all rendering it meaningless by this time but true. The message became a Sytem Esclusive NAND gate.

I should be mowing the lawn or something

SuitcaseOfLizards · Post by **SuitcaseOfLizards** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 12:11 am

Bloody hell! I thought this said "I'll have a MASSAGE", I was going to sign up for one too!

More coffee.. more cooooffffeeee!

The Message.