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Bunny_boy · Post by **Bunny_boy** » Mon Mar 30, 2026 6:35 pm

I've got a double ten inch somewhere

Bombadil · Post by **Bombadil** » Mon Mar 30, 2026 6:37 pm

Oh! Yer wicked, eh!? SAY NO MOAH!!

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Mon Mar 30, 2026 6:47 pm

Old Joad · Post by **Old Joad** » Mon Mar 30, 2026 8:54 pm

Bunny_boy wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2026 6:35 pm I've got a double ten inch somewhere

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Mon Mar 30, 2026 8:56 pm

Old Joad wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2026 6:33 pm
Bombadil wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2026 6:21 pm Thing is, it‘s fun when it‘s kept to double entendres. Explicit lyrics don‘t really go with the subject title.

„Gonna give you every inch o‘ my love!“ doesn‘t leave much to the imagination, or ‚my big 10 inch‘ or whatever it was.
Exactly, That's funny because I was going to post Big Ten Inch..
It's the size of an LP right?

12" for albums
10 inches were more rare, usually a maxi single or ep. probably a few albums too.

Old Joad · Post by **Old Joad** » Mon Mar 30, 2026 8:58 pm

Frank Zappa - In France:

osiris · Post by **osiris** » Mon Mar 30, 2026 9:11 pm

Prolly not applicable today, but never ask a record store clerk, 'How long is it?' when referring to 12 inch singles song length.

Old Joad · Post by **Old Joad** » Mon Mar 30, 2026 10:11 pm

osiris wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2026 9:11 pm Prolly not applicable today, but never ask a record store clerk, 'How long is it?' when referring to 12 inch singles song length.

CrystalWizard · Post by **CrystalWizard** » Tue Mar 31, 2026 1:52 am

I don't use the words "dirty" and "filthy" with sex for "reasons'.
Songs that make allusions to sex are quite common ime. Seven songs per band in these comments alone. Add (quite) a few zeros to 7.
The people "not realizing" was so funny as a teenager especially hearing my mom or folks like that playing them on LP or listening in the car.

mumpcake · Post by **mumpcake** » Tue Mar 31, 2026 2:56 pm

Half of the things people "didn't know" on these types of lists are so stupidly obvious. Nobody knew that "Please Go All The Way" was about sex? Really?

On the other hand, "Pearl Necklace" sounds like the type of thing some teenager would have submitted to Urban Dictionary if there had been such a thing back then. And it's not like you can really make out the rest of the lyrics to get context.

Then there's that one where they censored a few lines on the radio version, so it seems a bit unfair to say nobody got it.

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Tue Mar 31, 2026 6:12 pm

i had no idea fgth relax was about sex, i just thought it was about putting your feet up with a nice brew and a biscuit.

and wasps animal, f**k like a beast, while yes, i knew it was sexual, but in my mind it was like a nature documentary.

you live and learn.

Bunny_boy · Post by **Bunny_boy** » Tue Mar 31, 2026 6:49 pm

Me so horny by 2 Live Crew is about his bunions, isn't it?

And Baby's got back by Sir Mix-a-lot is about his partner returning from somewhere.

CrystalWizard · Post by **CrystalWizard** » Tue Mar 31, 2026 7:34 pm

mumpcake wrote: Tue Mar 31, 2026 2:56 pm Half of the things people "didn't know" on these types of lists are so stupidly obvious.

Yes

On the other hand, "Pearl Necklace" sounds like the type of thing some teenager would have submitted to Urban Dictionary if there had been such a thing back then.

First time i heard that term was Eno- Seven Deadly Finns

Then there's that one where they censored a few lines on the radio version, so it seems a bit unfair to say nobody got it.

True

vurt wrote: Tue Mar 31, 2026 6:12 pm and wasps animal, f**k like a beast, while yes, i knew it was sexual, but in my mind it was like a nature documentary.
you live and learn.

Ah, you are so innocent

Old Joad · Post by **Old Joad** » Tue Mar 31, 2026 8:47 pm

Bunny_boy wrote: Tue Mar 31, 2026 6:49 pm Me so horny by 2 Live Crew is about his bunions, isn't it?

And Baby's got back by Sir Mix-a-lot is about his partner returning from somewhere.

I thought Baby's got back was about The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Bunny_boy · Post by **Bunny_boy** » Tue Mar 31, 2026 8:49 pm

There was that Boom Boom Boom song by the Outhere Brothers that had a very censored radio mix

7 Dirty Songs People Didn’t Realize Were Filthy.