KVR Audio

Ameyah Audio · Post by **Ameyah Audio** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 4:59 pm

SyntheticAurality wrote:I think.. Microsoft! Just to keep Apple from buying them...

to integrate into the XBOX-TWOPI

trimph1 · Post by **trimph1** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 5:01 pm

SyntheticAurality wrote:I think.. Microsoft! Just to keep Apple from buying them...

Google!!!!

Ameyah Audio · Post by **Ameyah Audio** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 5:10 pm

google for google glas?

egbert · Post by **egbert** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 5:16 pm

Ameyah Audio wrote:google for google glas?

Alchemy II will be exclusively for glassholes? Genius!

Ameyah Audio · Post by **Ameyah Audio** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 5:24 pm

egbert wrote:
Ameyah Audio wrote:google for google glas?
Alchemy II will be exclusively for glassholes? Genius!

i would like to be a glasshole

Aloysius · Post by **Aloysius** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 5:45 pm

A whistleblower (who has defected to russia for fear of reprisals) has informed me that ''Alchemy 2'' is to be renamed ''Reverse Alchemy''... The advertising headline is to read as follows ...

With Alchemy One, we turned sh*t into gold. With Reverse Alchemy, we're turning gold into sh*t!!!

kbaccki · Post by **kbaccki** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:17 pm

Aloysius wrote:With Alchemy One, we turned sh*t into gold. With Reverse Alchemy, we're turning gold into sh*t!!!

Well, at least there will be an update to keep some folks happy.

goldenanalog · Post by **goldenanalog** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:25 pm

progtronic · Post by **progtronic** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:29 pm

Never used any Camel Audio stuff.. just wanted to post in this epic thread.

Here's a cat:

Aloysius · Post by **Aloysius** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:31 pm

Looks like a rat. I think you were sold a pup. I mean a rat.

lnikj · Post by **lnikj** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:33 pm

Nah … I had to smack a rat on the head with a hammer this morning. It didn't look like that.

goldenanalog · Post by **goldenanalog** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:35 pm

goldenanalog · Post by **goldenanalog** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:45 pm

mandolarian · Post by **mandolarian** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:51 pm

wagtunes wrote:So at what point is everybody going to realize that there won't be any further announcements, that CA has gone out of business, that after July you won't be able to get any CA products and even if Apple or whoever bought them (if they've been bought) they're not going to say anything because whatever they bought is going to be put into some other product that has nothing to do with the original company and all of this is just going to disappear into the night?

Me? I've already come to that conclusion and only returned to this train wreck to point that out in case anybody is under the delusion that there is more to come.

When pigs fly.

(waiting for all the corny JPEGs of flying pigs)

What a waste of time.

We realized that back on page 30 or so. It's been all volunteer speculation and exaggeration since then and thank you for your support.

KVR threads a waste of time? This is a shocking assertion and could be the start of another 20 pages of idle chitchat.

Aloysius · Post by **Aloysius** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:54 pm

Camel Audio is an Anagram of ''Coda Ail Emu''.

I think it's pretty obvious now that there is a definite link to Emu.

Camel Audio ceasing sales? [Update: CA acquired by Apple]