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t3toooo · Post by **t3toooo** » Thu Jan 22, 2015 5:04 am

Are you going nuts? Wasting your time typing endless hollow story's?

Give me a break,come on!

They will reopen the next days and it will be like it was before,same as it ever was.

mandolarian · Post by **mandolarian** » Thu Jan 22, 2015 7:26 am

Break's over!

Get back to work on adding nothing to this thread.

Camelspiracies don't just happen. You have to make them out of found words and resynthesized into a new additive post.

trimph1 · Post by **trimph1** » Thu Jan 22, 2015 7:51 am

t3toooo wrote:Are you going nuts? Wasting your time typing endless hollow story's?

Give me a break,come on!

They will reopen the next days and it will be like it was before,same as it ever was.

Oh for words that were never spoken by man before!!!

The search for the one, truly unique post goes ever on!!!

mandolarian · Post by **mandolarian** » Thu Jan 22, 2015 9:18 am

What if?

Camel returns, bigger, badder, leggier than before....

trimph1 · Post by **trimph1** » Thu Jan 22, 2015 9:28 am

SuperCamel Audio!!!!!!

VariKusBrainZ · Post by **VariKusBrainZ** » Thu Jan 22, 2015 9:43 am

I can confirm the that Camel Audio will re entering the plugin market as 'Flying Pig Audio'

Ameyah Audio · Post by **Ameyah Audio** » Thu Jan 22, 2015 10:03 am

some open a new company?

coincidental · Post by **coincidental** » Thu Jan 22, 2015 10:40 am

Sorry to derail the camel-fest slightly, but I had 5 minutes spare so I did a quick Google. It seems that Camel appointed a new Company Secretary back in November 2013, named Joan Saywood, who has a CV full of experience with flotations, buy-outs, mergers, raising venture capital packages and the like. It doesn't tell us what's happened, but it certainly confirms that something like this has been on the cards for a while and that Ben brought in someone local with experience dealing with the big boys. Very sensible too (though I still hope he counted his fingers after shaking on the deal).

Camel Audio was profitable, solvent, successful and had great prospects. Whether they've been bought as a going concern or whether they've been assimilated, perhaps the only surprise is that a very-nearly-ready Alchemy 2 wasn't released first. Either someone has plans to release it or the code/research involved is going to be broken down and used as parts in something else. Either way, it may be more expensive or, indeed, impossible for existing Alchemy owners to get access to Alchemy 2 technology. And we may never find out exactly what happened. Not much else to say, really, except that Alchemy 1 is still great. Roll on 4000 posts!

lnikj · Post by **lnikj** » Thu Jan 22, 2015 10:43 am

coincidental wrote:Sorry to derail the camel-fest slightly, but I had 5 minutes spare so I did a quick Google. It seems that Camel appointed a new Company Secretary back in November 2013, named Joan Saywood, who has a CV full of experience with flotations, buy-outs, mergers, raising venture capital packages and the like. It doesn't tell us what's happened, but it certainly confirms that something like this has been on the cards for a while and that Ben brought in someone local with experience dealing with the big boys. Very sensible too (though I still hope he counted his fingers after shaking on the deal).

Camel Audio was profitable, solvent, successful and had great prospects. Whether they've been bought as a going concern or whether they've been assimilated, perhaps the only surprise is that a very-nearly-ready Alchemy 2 wasn't released first. Either someone has plans to release it or the code/research involved is going to be broken down and used as parts in something else. Either way, it may be more expensive or, indeed, impossible for existing Alchemy owners to get access to Alchemy 2 technology. And we may never find out exactly what happened. Not much else to say, really, except that Alchemy 1 is still great. Roll on 4000 posts!

Now, don't go sticking any facts in this thread. Baseless speculation only please!

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Seriously though, good sleuthing!

Jace-BeOS · Post by **Jace-BeOS** » Thu Jan 22, 2015 10:49 am

I heard down the pub that a Camel Audio intern/janitor invented a new type of ketchup that makes people lose all sense of self-respect and that the marketing industry is in a bidding war to buy the formula so they can cozy up to local governments and pump it into the french fry and water supplies to finish killing any remaining consumer activism in the USA.

Or maybe I misunderstood part of what I overheard; I had chips in my ears.

(That should compensate for the good sleuthing above)

coincidental · Post by **coincidental** » Thu Jan 22, 2015 11:05 am

Yeah, sorry, letting the side down, I know.

My excuse for this momentary lapse is that I've been up all night using Alchemy to morph a recording of the Gettysburg Address into an epic 3-hour ambient version of "The Sun Has Got his Hat On" and I've lost all sense of what normality might entail

egbert · Post by **egbert** » Thu Jan 22, 2015 11:10 am

Jace-BeOS wrote: Or maybe I misunderstood part of what I overheard; I had chips in my ears.

That's where you went wrong, y'see. They're s'posed to be on your shoulders!

VariKusBrainZ · Post by **VariKusBrainZ** » Thu Jan 22, 2015 11:14 am

Is this the American or British definition of a chip?

Ie Crisps or Fries???

el-bo (formerly ebow) · Thu Jan 22, 2015 11:29 am

coincidental wrote:I've been up all night using Alchemy to morph a recording of the Gettysburg Address into an epic 3-hour ambient version of "The Sun Has Got his Hat On"

Jace-BeOS · Post by **Jace-BeOS** » Thu Jan 22, 2015 11:34 am

VariKusBrainZ wrote:Is this the American or British definition of a chip?

Ie Crisps or Fries???

That was part of my cunning plan with that post (to mix localization). British chip is an American fry. Crisps are British for American chips (?), and American crisps are... uh... well we have no set usage for that one in foods.

Egbert: don't worry, I've plenty chips left on me shoulders

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